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Happy birthday, Amy Schumer! We here at BUST are deeply, madly in love with you. You're one of the few (OK, one of 12) women who've been immortalized (OK, framed) on our walls! You are right in the middle, with Laverne Cox to your left and Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson to your right.

We've written about you quite a lot, from your body positive messages to your best sketches so far. And now, to wish you a fabulous 35th birthday and show how much we love you, we wanted to showcase 35 times you perfectly captured the human existence (at least, from our point of view).

1. Working out

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amy

2. Eyeing the competition

watching the competition

3. Playing with animals

animals ARE peopl

4. Winning your sex life

owning your sex life

5. Sexting

sexting

6. Feeling hangry

hanger

7. Going to bed after a long day

going to bed after a long day

8. Just being honest

just being honest

9. Wearing strapless dresses

wearing strapless dresses


10. Recreating YouTube makeup tutorials

recreating makeup tutorials

11. Doing a strip tease

trying to dance

12. Making the subway look like a dream come true

awww kisses

13. Being a role model

being a role model

14. Insulting someone

insulting someone

15. Waiting for the doctor

waiting for the doctor

16. Taking selfies

taking selfies

17. Hitting on someone

hitting on someone

18. #winewednesday

drinking wine

19. Eating alone

eating alone

20. Writing an angry blog post

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typing

21. Trying to be sexy when you're just not feeling it

sexy butts

22. If given the choice, it would be sweatpants

sweatpants

23. Hangovers...#nuffsaid

hangovers

24. Getting hit on through Tinder

being a princess

25. Masturbating

masturbating

26. Getting dressed up

walking the red carpet

27. Falling in love

finding love with bill hader

28. Hiding your crazy

hiding yo craze

29. Not hiding your crazy

dating nowadays

30. Not feeling too great about yourself

low self esteem

31. Making small talk

small talk

32. Dating nowadays

if you have an erection for four hours call me

33. Daydreaming about your crush(es)

fuck me

34. Bonding with your sibling

bonding with your sibling

35. Being the best and knowing it

anything we do ever

 

Happy birthday, Amy! We hope it's full of orgasms, booze, and potato chips—you deserve the best.

Top photo via Inside Amy Schumer

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