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The legendary burlesque provocateur teamed up with Funny or Die to showcase the fine art of seduction via fanny pack in “How to be Sexy While Doing Unsexy Things.” It’s hard to know which is sexier: her panty-dropping microwaving of a Lean Cuisine entrée or her lustrous flossing. Or her taxes, ho-boy those taxes. Watch the sexy tutorial below and take with you Dita Von Teese pearl of wisdom: “You have to pluck the nipple hairs off your nipples before a date—I’m here to tell you that.”

 

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Taia is a fabulous human who is working and writing in New York City. She writes about politics, reproductive rights, and pop culture. When not writing she likes to sleep, read Carl Sagan, and do as many squats as her legs can handle. Follow her on Twitter @taiahandlin and Facebook as Taia Handlin.

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