Warning: this post has nothing to do with women.  However, if you are a woman who likes free donuts this post has everything to do with you.

Today, as I'm sure you already know, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Krispy Kreme is celebrating by offering a free glazed donut to anyone who shows up at Krispy Kreme and talks like a pirate, and a dozen free donuts to anyone who shows up dressed as a pirate.

 

That’s all. As you were.

 

Photos via krispykreme.com and vintageseance.blogspot.com

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