Is your Instagram handle “CheesyMacGrrl”? Do you have an unironic forearm tattoo of a Swiss cheese wedge? Was your childhood dog named “Noodle”?
Then you belong at the Brooklyn Mac & Cheeze Takedown at the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club on April 17th!
Your friends called. They said yeah, you make a pretty boss mac ‘n’ cheese. Therefore, you MUST enter the Takedown and test your chops for prizes sponsored by Cuisinart, Anolon, Microplane, and Wusthof. Not to mention the glory! Do it for the glory!
Or maybe, like me, you’d rather just let someone else cook while you lay on a silk pillow, fanned by palm fronds, eating the mac ‘n’ cheese... well, you STILL belong at the Brooklyn Mac & Cheeze Takedown! Get tickets HERE (uh, you are over 21, right? Just checking) because a portion of the proceeds benefit the Women's Education Project, which seeks to lift women out of poverty by getting them into college and careers! Truly, there is no better reason than THAT to eat what promises to be some of BEST mac & cheese in the world, in the BEST borough of NYC (BROOKLYN HERE)!
Cooks, YOU BELONG! Eaters, YOU BELONG! Yes, Pat Benatar, WE BELONG at the Brooklyn Mac & Cheeze Takedown! Where mac & cheese is a battlefield! These aren’t just “Promises in the Dark,” people! Okay, I’ll stop.
But you really should go to the Brooklyn Mac & Cheeze takedown on April 17th. And tell me - what’s your secret ingredient to making orgasmic mac ‘n’ cheese? Is it a special blend of five cheeses? Cilantro? Chocolate? OMG, can you imagine – chocolate mac ‘n’ cheese? Droooool. If you’ve got a special recipe, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot!” (Can’t stop won’t stop!)
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Meghan Sara is a tour guide for Ghosts, Murders and Mayhem Walking Tours. She is open-minded about everything, but intolerant to gluten. She blogs at meghansara.com, is a regular contributor to Femnasty, and tweets her feelings @MeghanSaraK.