If you're a vinylphile, you know how tempting those records in the $1 bin can be. The thing that sucks, though, is that they're usually so cheap for a reason: either everybody already has that Engelbert Humperdinck album, or they're in pretty rough shape. I've picked up many a sweet gem only to find that it was almost unlistenable on my turntable. The only place I want snaps, crackles, and pops is in my cereal, dammit!
Luckily, there is a solution-- and even if you're not a record collector, it's kind of fun to watch. YouTube user ghettofunk13 shows us how to use wood glue to clean a record. It seems crazy, I know-- the moment he applied the glue to the LP, I almost screamed out, "NO, GHETTOFUNK13, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" But then I got hypnotized by the way the glue swirls around real pretty-like, and when it came time to peel off the dried glue layer, I actually gasped with pleasure (I also happen to adore Biore pore strips and picking my nail polish off).
Cool, right? And you can totally keep that wood glue around in case your turntable stand breaks a leg or something. I would also keep that record-shaped glue skin around like some sort of hipster Buffalo Bill from Silence of The Lambs, but maybe that's just me?
And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a Sam Cooke discography that needs attending to.