Does your ideal man have a New Zealand accent, occasionally wear an eyepatch because David Bowie suggested it, answer to Hiphopopotamus, or call getting it on 'business time'? Yeah, us too. Which is why we've asked the world's most crush-worthiest duo, Flight of the Conchords, to kick down some knowledge in the love department. Whether you're a Breterosexual, a Jemainiac, or split your allegiance equally, our favorite funny folksters can no doubt offer nuggets of wisdom for all of your relationship woes. So ask a Conchord! Bret and Jemaine will be answering your questions about love in BUST's April/May issue. Send your requests for advice to firstname.lastname@example.org by Sunday, January 25. The doctors are in!
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