Wine Rack = Boozey Boobs


Wine and boobs?! What could be more fun? This weird but intriguing gag gift is sold by "Baron Bob" with the following creepy description: 

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!


It seems to be a more flattering partner to the "Beer Belly," an attachable gut that you can fill with beer. 

There are so many questions racing through my head, I can't even make up my mind on which angle to look at this. But, I can imagine people actually using these booze bladders. As a consumer I wonder, how do you keep your beverage cold without freezing your boobs/stomach? But I guess if you're willing to sacrifice your dignity to wear one of these, comfort may not be your top priority. However, it looks like a good time. Now we just need a "Bun in the Oven" belly that's engorged with snacks.

We actually featured the Wine Rack in our August/September 2009 Issue (Diablo Cody on the cover) in case you thought it was familiar. Didn't get it? Buy a back issue for cheap! 

Photo: Wine Rack

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