Looks like the fierce ladies of Reductress have done it again. In the video below, an actually real and bona fide author (Maya Michaels) explains how she won the prestigious Featherton Award by inscribing her entire novel on...her fingertips. Take a look at the clip below for the outlandish results: 



Consistently on-point, Reductress remains a brilliant source for faux-feminews -- we still consider it our very own Onion.  Other great "news items" from their day include "5 Ways To Play Dumb! (Inspired By Leading Anchorwomen)" and "Fun Ways To Tell Your Man You're On Your Period, Without Sating Period."  Here's to you, funny ladies!

Image courtesy of Reductress.