Just in time for Valentines Day, we bring you the honorable mentions for “Who is your ultimate fantasy dream fuck?” from the write-in answers of our Sex Survey (in the latest issue!). Many readers skip the celebrities altogether and say they fantasize about their boyfriends or husbands. Many say their fantasy-fucks are “that cute kid from class” or “that guy I had a crush on when I was 15”. Awww! There’s a lot of nerdy fantasies out there too. From Harry Potter characters (Alan Rickman as Severus Snape is mentioned several times as well as other characters), to Dr. Who, to vampires, (Eric from True Blood is a popular one) ladies seem to be really into the supernatural. Also mentioned several times is Tim Curry as Dr. Frankenfurter, and David Bowie (in Labyrinth get-up of course). Others seem to be stimulated intellectually, naming literary characters and authors, saying their taste depends on what book they are reading at the time, or what period drama they’ve been watching recently. It also seems like people dig TV and movie characters, preferring their on-screen personas, but not the actors that play them. Other celebrity runner-ups are James Franco, Ryan Gosling, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Ladies are mentioned a lot too, with Pink and Scarlet Johansson topping the list. One person says, “Michelle Trachtenberg with a strap-on”. What a lovely image! Other honorable mentions include Bettie Paige, Conan O’Brien, Carrie Brownstein and Vincent D’onofrio.
Now that you know what all your friends are fantasizing about, go out and buy some Harry Potter Valentines Day cards for them (or just keep them for yourself)! In Draco Malfoy's words, "Hope Your Valentine's Day is Full of Surprises!"