Everyone’s gotta story about their first time, no matter how awkward, horrifying, hysterical, or mind-blowing it was. And yep, even those that have sex for a living, from $2,500 high-class hookers to $25 rent boys, started somewhere.

Come laugh, come cry as sex workers tell their cherry-popping tales this Thursday, Jan. 7th, at the Happy Ending Lounge, 302 Broome St., NYC @ 8 pm. 

Storytellers will read from the anthology Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys: Professionals Writing on Life, Love, Money & Sex. Among the storytellers are writer Zoe Hansen and Cosmo writer & cultural critic Jodi SH. Doff. “Lunacy, madness, insanity, depravity & a true story of an anxious Virgin seduced by an English bulldog” are guaranteed. Say wha?!

Sex Worker Literati will be hosted by David Henry Sterry, the best-selling author Disney screenwriter ex-teen manchild ho, and Audacia Ray: new media maven professor activist sex geek ex-working class ho. 

Call the Happy Ending Lounge (212-334-9676) or visit www.happyendinglounge.com for more info.