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If you are single, dating, or at all textually active with a man, chances are at some point you will receive the dreaded dick pic. If you are like me, these can be a bit alarming and off-putting. Luckily for all of the receivers of shlong selfies, New York-based photographer Soraya Doolbaz is here to help.

Dooblaz started the Dicture Gallery, a project in which she creates penis personas and captures them. “I could create a personality with penises,” Dooblaz told the New York Post. These cock shots are not the blurry messes you're used to seeing on Snapchat. These are carefully crafted photos complete with backdrops and costuming.

Warning: If you keep scrolling you are gonna see some NSFW images....

 

Photoshoots involve the model, a willing participant wanting to show off his man parts, a “fluffer” to...well fluff and Dooblaz to capture the perfect picture of their peter. “I wanted to create comfort and confidence around sexuality for men and women,” Said Dooblaz on her site.

And besides all that— it's a really great chance to make some high-quality penis puns. 

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Here's a great video that tells the whole behind-the-scenes story:

And for all those people in you're you're life who just can't get enough prettied-up peters, there is even a gift shop where you can buy calendars, mugs and gift wrap. But perhaps Dooblaz's greatest gift to us all is the Dicture App complete with filters, specific instuctions on how to take the highest-quality disco stick pic, and the option to text, email or tweet your salami snapshot.

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