Let’s face it: summer network TV programming sucks.
This is usually the time of year when cable and the premium channels thrive and having a Netflix subscription becomes dire.
The show’s debut last Wednesday pulled in a TV Land record of 4.75 million viewers, thus making it the most-watched telecast in the network’s history, according to Entertainment Weekly.
It also debuted to overwhelming positive reviews. But after watching the pilot last night online, I got the sense that the TV critics may have let their Betty White boners cloud their judgement a bit.
I think we may need to just accept that not all Betty White shows are created equal.
Here’s a brief synopsis:
Melanie (Valerie Bertinelli), Joy (Jane Leeves) and Victoria (Wendie Malick) are three best friends from L.A who are on a plane heading for a girls’ getaway in Paris but wind up having to make an emergency landing in Cleveland, OH.
To kill time, they go into a local bar/restaurant where they muster up the courage to order non-light beer and cheese fries (gasp!). They are also feeling extra liberated by three middle-class, average Joe locals who have taken an interest in them despite their age (apparently they’re nothing more than three hideous, fat hags to L.A men).
Anyway, Melanie--who had just run into her ex-husband and his new twenty-something fiance on the plane--sleeps with one of these guys, decides he’s the man of her dreams and spends her Paris money putting a down payment on a house (with a short-term lease).
The catch: the house comes with a cranky caretaker who’s been there for 50 years.
And so Betty enters, calls them “whores” a couple of times, and dishes out a few good old-lady one-liners. Her response when one of the ladies inquire about the stench of weed they smell may have been the funniest part.
I do appreciate the show’s girl-power/best-friends-forever message as well as the whole “we’re old, not dead” thing. However, it's ultimately just a Golden Girls rip-off, slightly altered for 2010.
Plus, I really can’t stand fake “live studio audience” laughs after every trite joke. It makes me cringe.
Final Verdict: will I tune in tomorrow night at 10 p.m? No way. Would I tune in again if TV Land continued to offer free episodes online? Maybe.
(Note: they’ve already removed the pilot so I’m guessing that’s the end of the free viewing)
Did anyone else watch the pilot?