May 11 2007, 12:18 PM
We used to play this as little Girl Scouts. Im going to say a sentence, next poster, continue the story with a coherant sentence. Next poster build from that. And so on.
The story has to make some sort of sense, meaning dont just go completely off topic from the last poster. The story will build into something really awesome. Have fun!
"Under my feet I could hear the cracking of the twigs as I stepped on them with my bare feet...."
(Now next poster, whats the next sentence?)
May 11 2007, 12:22 PM
at least, i thought they were twigs - but when the wind blew the trees and their shapes scattered on the ground, i could see i was walking on bones!
May 11 2007, 05:39 PM
CRUNCH, crunch, crunch went the bones beneath my feet; THUMP, thump, thump went the beating of my heart.
May 11 2007, 06:00 PM
I was unable to discern whether I was walking on animal bones, or human bones....until I saw the skull.
May 11 2007, 09:11 PM
The skull peeked furtively from underneath scattered leaves as a mouse crawled in and out of its eyesockets.
May 11 2007, 10:25 PM
As I leaned forward to get a better look i tripped an fell to the ground, landing with my face nose to nose with the skull.
May 12 2007, 09:29 AM
The mouse scampered away into the leaves as I heard a low hum.
May 12 2007, 10:12 AM
The hum had a peculiar resonance that made the hair prickle on the back of my neck.
May 12 2007, 10:25 AM
As the hum increased, the skull began to glow with an eerie blue light.
May 12 2007, 11:07 AM
Dizzy with fear, i opened my mouth to scream but no sound came out.
May 12 2007, 12:14 PM
Then I remembered the ball-gag was still in there.
May 12 2007, 02:16 PM
I had managed to release myself from the other restraints and escape, but the gag was proving to have exceedingly difficult buckles.
May 12 2007, 03:56 PM
Just then I felt a tickle at my ear as the mouse had returned to chew through the strap of my gag.
May 12 2007, 04:20 PM
"My!" I thought to myself, "What an incredibly helpful mouse!" just before I realized he was probably attracted to the E-Z Cheez my captor had smeared on my face.
May 12 2007, 05:04 PM
Who knew that evil space pirates would have so much E-Z cheese on hand
May 12 2007, 07:42 PM
It will become apparent later in this story, of course, that EZ-Cheez knows no limits of space or time.
May 12 2007, 10:08 PM
But as it was I was still laying on the ground, barefoot, and nose to nose with a glowing skull while a mouse freed my mouth of the bright red ball-gag currently occupying the space.
May 13 2007, 07:48 AM
Brought out of what might be one of several digressions, I considered my options.
May 13 2007, 08:50 AM
I could either choose to run, run far away, or I could wait for the mouse to finish it's job and see what happened next. Obviously, I chose to stay.
May 13 2007, 09:13 AM
Finallly the E-Z Cheese covered ball gag fell from my mouth to the bone covered ground beneath my face... oh look... a penny.
May 13 2007, 09:20 AM
I picked up the penny, and the pile of bones began to give way.
May 13 2007, 09:21 AM
As the skeletal remains parted on the ground, the blue light expanded, enveloping my entire self.
May 13 2007, 09:33 AM
As I plummeted into the luminous blue abyss, I wondered to myself, "Did I leave the iron on?"
May 13 2007, 11:33 AM
Of all the things i did not need right now, how can i focus on my current situation if i was worried about my house burning down!
May 13 2007, 11:47 AM
I shot through the blue abyss and landed, without warning in my front yard.
May 13 2007, 01:58 PM
Wading through the knee high grass (I hate mowing the lawn), I managed to make it to the front door when I smelled the acrid odor of smoke.
May 13 2007, 02:41 PM
panic over takes me as i realize i left the bundle on dynamite i was saving for blowing a hole for my backyard pool is still in the living room.
May 13 2007, 03:20 PM
But then I realized it was not the dynamite, but the big Marley sized joint I had in my hand.
May 13 2007, 03:55 PM
Glowing scull, bones, rescue mouse eating a E-Z cheese covered ball gag, and evil space pirates, I really need to cut back on my weed intake.
May 13 2007, 03:58 PM
ignore this, accidental double post
May 13 2007, 03:58 PM
Standing in a hazy cloud of smoke, I hummed "Pass the Dutchie" and opened my front door and was so stunned by what I saw, I almost dropped the J.
May 13 2007, 04:00 PM
An adult Hallowe'en party at my house, but it wasn't hallowe'en.
May 13 2007, 04:09 PM
Or was it? How long had I been with those evil space pirates?
May 13 2007, 05:14 PM
I looked down, and realized it must be Hallowe'en as I was wearing a space pirate Cleoparta costume.
May 13 2007, 06:16 PM
As I looked around the room I realized these were not human being partying in my house, they were blow-up dolls come to life, each with a truely fantastic costume
May 13 2007, 08:11 PM
Well, except for that one over there by the bar, that one's just dumb.
May 13 2007, 08:15 PM
I mean, really, who thinks dressing up as the "Whistling Belly" guy is cool?
May 14 2007, 06:47 AM
Evidently that former frat boy, anyways, the party appeared to be rockin'
May 14 2007, 07:09 AM
So I sauntered in and took a large glass of what appeared to be fruit punch with dry ice in it.
May 14 2007, 07:41 AM
The partygoer who had passed it to me was a skeleton; a large, luminous blue skeleton, I quickly realized.
May 14 2007, 08:03 AM
Then it hit me, (not the skeleton, an idea), could this have something to do with the blue skull I saw earlier?
May 14 2007, 09:56 AM
It appeared to be the case as the skeleton was headless.
May 14 2007, 01:07 PM
I had the feeling that something creepy was going to happen.
May 14 2007, 01:07 PM
"Have some punch", the skeleton wheezed from it's headless wind pipe, "it's quite tasty, with a hint of mint or citrus".
May 14 2007, 01:26 PM
With some hesitation, I took the drink from the talking headless skeleton and wondered what in the world would happen next.
May 14 2007, 02:24 PM
Not much; apparently the punch was tasty but harmless.
May 14 2007, 04:50 PM
i was thirsty so i drank it down in a few gulps and went to find myself a quite place to finish my joint.
May 14 2007, 05:32 PM
I wandered through a beaded curtain and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a...
May 14 2007, 06:07 PM
I couldn't believe it, it was an orgy lamp.
May 14 2007, 06:16 PM
I found myself wondering, "What, pray tell, is an orgy lamp?"
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