I know I'm late but those Miss Teen SC spoofs were cracking me up! Then I heard her say on that Today show that she wants to move to LA and be a graphic designer, and I was like, "Omigosh! She wants to be me!"
So now I feel like I should write her a letter of support or something. That was a stupid question anyway. I would have been like, "Huh? Are we talking about America's three year olds here?"
Someone introduced me to Bollywood sexless-sex scenes recently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Rwzjen1DM
Yowza! Talk about erotic!