Jun 11 2006, 12:26 PM
Buckets, hell, we have at least ten gallons. But, I've always said our chef is one toque over the line.
Jun 11 2006, 05:47 PM
What, no pork pie on the menu?
Jun 21 2006, 06:00 PM
waiter, waiter, there's a paintbrush in my soup!
Jun 21 2006, 09:11 PM
oh, i'm so sorry, the chef will replace it as soon as he' sable
Jun 22 2006, 08:20 AM
oh, just fan it a little, it'll be fine!
Jun 22 2006, 01:27 PM
I'll get rid of that easel-ly. You obviously have a refined pallette.
Jul 18 2006, 10:21 PM
Waiter, waiter, the four elements are in my soup!
Jul 18 2006, 10:49 PM
I'm sorry, our chef is a bit of an airhead.
Some people like firey food.
Is it a bit watery for your tastes?
Er-th-anks for telling us.
Jul 18 2006, 11:48 PM
Water you complaining about?
Jul 19 2006, 06:10 AM
That chef is an airhead, and he is about to be fired.
Jul 19 2006, 10:55 AM
I don't know where he unearthed that recipe.
Jul 19 2006, 10:21 PM
Well, see, first he takes it out of the frying pan. Then...
Jul 19 2006, 10:39 PM
All four? Maybe that's why it was so easy to balance when I carried it from the kitchen.
We weren't sure which one you'd prefer...so we aired on the side of caution.
The chef has trouble stopping at just surf and turf.
Jul 23 2006, 12:45 AM
waiter, waiter, there's a light bulb in my soup!
Jul 23 2006, 01:54 AM
Jul 23 2006, 02:35 AM
OHM my god!
Jul 23 2006, 10:13 PM
What gives you that idea?
Jul 24 2006, 12:56 AM
oh, it's just our new low-fat version*. it will give you energy!
(*"lite" is inferred of course. hate explaining but thought it was slightly obtuse)
Jul 24 2006, 08:17 AM
sorry, our chef is rather dim...
Jul 24 2006, 01:43 PM
Oh darn, the chef switched up the stuffing, squash was the fill-he-ment to use.
Jul 24 2006, 01:52 PM
Is this some kind of joke?
Jul 28 2006, 04:39 AM
okay, lunasol, i'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaally tired, can barely keep my eyes open, and i must confess that one went right by me. i didn't get it. can you explain? i know that explaining puns is simply not DONE, but it will drive me CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY if you don't!!
Jul 30 2006, 03:09 AM
waiter, waiter, there's a firecracker in my soup!
Jul 31 2006, 01:24 AM
It's a sparkling new flavor. All our other customers have been "oohing" and "aahhing" over it.
We really have to light a fuse under our chef for that one.
Aug 6 2006, 04:29 PM
Yeah, isn't it , like, totally arson?
Aug 6 2006, 07:36 PM
Yes, the chef can prepare it very quickly. All it takes is a flash in the pan.
Aug 6 2006, 09:48 PM
Yes, well he put a whole bottle rocket of sauce in there.
The Roman candlelight is just playing tricks on your eyes.
tesao- she's referring to the "how many _________s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes.
Aug 7 2006, 08:45 AM
Waiter, waiter...there's a BIRD in my soup!
Aug 7 2006, 12:55 PM
The recipe is from Nest-le.
Aug 7 2006, 05:28 PM
That's not going to fly with us.
That's cause you were the earliest one here!
Well, it IS chicken soup...
Aug 10 2006, 05:34 PM
Well, that certainly is a feather in the chef's cap, now, isn't it?
Aug 14 2006, 04:06 PM
i hope you're not accusing us of being cheep.
Aug 15 2006, 10:16 PM
What eggsactly is the problem here?
Aug 17 2006, 01:04 AM
They're trying to wing it, I think.
Aug 17 2006, 08:33 AM
~oh! well, don't swallow it!
~sorry, our chef is a bit of a loon, and a turkey at that!
~is it bittern?
~at least there's not a heron it!
~owl go get you another bowl!
Aug 17 2006, 11:27 AM
What did you expect? It's Bird's Nest Soup!!!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_nest_soup
Aug 18 2006, 02:18 AM
sparrow the rod, spoil the soup, I say.
Aug 18 2006, 01:23 PM
Waiter waiter, there's an indie rocker in my soup!
Aug 18 2006, 01:59 PM
That's just the hair in your eyes.
Aug 18 2006, 08:40 PM
I used to like it, but then it got really popular and sold out.
Aug 21 2006, 02:12 AM
There's no indie rocker in your soup. Are you calling us Liars?
The cooks have a bit of a Broken Social Scene around here.
Do you need a Spoon?
Aug 21 2006, 11:30 AM
stop complaining or i'll kick you in the Shins.
Aug 21 2006, 01:15 PM
well, actually it's not really soup. it's our new husker fondue.
Aug 22 2006, 11:41 PM
It's okay. Looks like the bowl was Built to Spill anyway.
I'll tell the chef when I find him. He's a bit of a Modest Mouse.
Be careful, it's spicy. Might cause flaming lips.
Aug 23 2006, 11:14 AM
may i suggest you order a side of japancakes?
if you don't like it just clap your hands say bleagh.
Aug 26 2006, 12:18 AM
Waiter, waiter there's an insect in my soup!
Aug 26 2006, 02:05 AM
"soup of the evening, BEE-u-ti-ful soup!!!"
Aug 26 2006, 01:23 PM
don't tell me it's a fly, i've heard that one before!
it's split bee soup. it comes in a bowl weevil.
Aug 28 2006, 03:49 AM
So what's bugging you about it?
Yeah, the chef made it on the fly.
Aug 31 2006, 02:47 PM
Yeah, that recipe is what really makes our chef tick.
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