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> He/she Did What?!, weird, funny, odd sexual experiences....or just plain what the hell??&
zoya
post Oct 4 2007, 06:06 PM
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well, as there has been a general consensus to start this thread, here we go! (and how ironic it is that this is the first thread I've ever started, considering I have only had sex twice this year. yes, it's been a dry one)

I can't think of having anyone do anything particularly weird, but I can think of a funny / odd one.... I got caught in a blizzard with a friend once for 3 days. We'd always kind of had a little thing for each other and we ended up having sex almost the whole time.. the only thing was, he had terrible gas for some reason. So with just about every thrust, he'd fart. at first he was mortified, then finally just gave in and went with it. I actually remember laughing during sex as he kept going 'here comes another one, hold your breath!' god.. it was pretty weird in the scheme of things, but it makes me laugh every time I think about it.
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sexysandee
post Dec 13 2007, 03:20 PM
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Fuzzz Brain ~ that was so funny. I don't know if I could continue having sex with him after that, I would have little bouts of laughter and lose the moment. huh.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif


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zoya   He/she Did What?!   Oct 4 2007, 06:06 PM
zoya   ps - I have no idea how an "&" sign ...   Oct 4 2007, 06:09 PM
culturehandy   Oh I have a good one! I had a man start playi...   Oct 4 2007, 06:43 PM
edie52   Zoya, my ex used to fart during sex. He often had ...   Oct 5 2007, 02:16 AM
sybarite   A friend and I ended up making out some years ago....   Oct 5 2007, 05:33 AM
culturehandy   I remember one! I was blowing this guy one ti...   Oct 29 2007, 01:29 PM
themeiu   sybarite, you just reminded me of something simila...   Oct 29 2007, 01:51 PM
candycane_girl   Am I the only person who senses a connection betwe...   Oct 30 2007, 10:36 PM
zoya   jeez, you'd think if they had a small penis, t...   Oct 31 2007, 08:23 AM
dj-bizmonkey   ya know, you'd certainly think so, right? i h...   Oct 31 2007, 11:09 AM
p_176   i once dated a guy (BRIEFLY) who expected oral sex...   Oct 31 2007, 12:18 PM
culturehandy   That's a deal breaker for me. If a guy doesn...   Oct 31 2007, 12:33 PM
erinjane   It's now a deal breaker for me. I dated a guy...   Oct 31 2007, 01:27 PM
zoya   it's an absolute deal breaker for me. No way ...   Oct 31 2007, 02:13 PM
candycane_girl   My first boyfriend went down on me long before I e...   Oct 31 2007, 04:43 PM
edie52   I was with a guy for years who wouldn't do it....   Nov 1 2007, 01:17 AM
culturehandy   Strawberry jam? What on earth does he thinks comes...   Nov 1 2007, 06:42 AM
candycane_girl   Wow. Strawberry jam. I just.....I mean, do guys th...   Nov 1 2007, 07:33 AM
zoya   god, bleh.. ok, I've had people put food on me...   Nov 1 2007, 08:02 AM
culturehandy   Zoya, I second the smell of a nice clean cock. It...   Nov 1 2007, 08:14 AM
zoya   really? I LOVE uncut guys. had no problems with...   Nov 1 2007, 08:28 AM
culturehandy   And I'm the total opposite. I prefer circumsiz...   Nov 1 2007, 08:59 AM
candycane_girl   I have somehow never been with an uncircumsized gu...   Nov 1 2007, 12:34 PM
edie52   Candycane girl, I had the same problem earlier pos...   Nov 1 2007, 01:28 PM
culturehandy   My ex wasn't circumsized. I don't like the...   Nov 1 2007, 01:36 PM
anna k   That's like seeing chocolate-flavored condom...   Nov 1 2007, 02:50 PM
edie52   I really like circumsized penises- the way the for...   Nov 1 2007, 04:00 PM
candycane_girl   edie, years? YEARS?! That is just wrong! ...   Nov 1 2007, 04:13 PM
edie52   I know. I was in love. That shit never would have ...   Nov 1 2007, 04:33 PM
candycane_girl   Eek! Even if I was in love with a guy, I would...   Nov 1 2007, 04:57 PM
culturehandy   Correct you are Anna! Like his cock was a fuck...   Nov 1 2007, 06:43 PM
minx   I get so irritated by the sheer amount of men who ...   Nov 5 2007, 07:37 PM
Lilith   I don't have a problem with men who don't ...   Nov 6 2007, 08:21 PM
pepper   i don't want a man who doesn't like giving...   Nov 6 2007, 09:41 PM
Mrs.LockGamer   Ummm I don't know if I like the whole going d...   Nov 16 2007, 08:17 PM
konphusion26   Having a "skilled" man go down on you is...   Dec 4 2007, 01:12 PM
fuzzz_brain   I have a list of funny/strange things my "new...   Dec 13 2007, 11:06 AM
konphusion26   1.While taking a quick breather, he started pinchi...   Dec 13 2007, 03:28 PM
stargazer   I already posted this in the general sex thread, b...   Dec 13 2007, 07:42 PM
fuzzz_brain   If only I was a troll and this was pure fiction. ...   Dec 13 2007, 08:41 PM
konphusion26   HAAAAAAH!!!!! He sounds like a...   Dec 13 2007, 10:20 PM
candycane_girl   Aw, he sounds so cute.   Dec 13 2007, 09:47 PM
toastybean   aw fuzz...he sounds fun! last guy i dated lov...   Dec 28 2007, 09:50 PM
fuzzz_brain   Isn't it weird when they just do the same thin...   Dec 29 2007, 06:03 PM
Italianwife88   Wow I think I just struck a jackpot coming to this...   Dec 30 2007, 02:25 PM
calpurnia   funny, odd experience? The guy who, during our fi...   Jan 1 2008, 07:12 AM
zoya   calpurnia - I'm with ya on the oral being a de...   Jan 1 2008, 12:14 PM
knorl05   toasty: LOL. literally. @creepy dude.   Jan 1 2008, 02:36 PM
humanist77   This is probably something my sister does not need...   Jan 1 2008, 06:59 PM
sexysandee   I had no idea where to post this....but I had to p...   Jan 11 2008, 12:55 PM
grrrlyouwant   him: *grunt grunt pant* pretend...*pant pant* pret...   Jan 25 2008, 11:45 PM
sexysandee   him: *grunt grunt pant* pretend...*pant pant* pret...   Jan 28 2008, 11:52 AM
erinjane   Oh my god, that's so freaking creepy!   Jan 26 2008, 12:57 PM
shinyx3   yucky yucky yucky! that man needs some real h...   Jan 26 2008, 02:16 PM
dayglowpink   I have to say that I don't think any kind of s...   Jan 28 2008, 07:34 PM
obelix2   I gotta agree with dayglowpink. As an emotionally ...   Jan 28 2008, 07:59 PM
i_am_jan   grrlyouwant: Anytime someone has come out with th...   Feb 1 2008, 07:51 PM
culturehandy   I do believe that in terms of sexual fantasy, that...   Feb 6 2008, 10:34 AM
Owl_Gang_Girl   I just have to jump in here on the old Oral debate...   Aug 31 2008, 09:40 AM
culturehandy   bump   Aug 31 2008, 11:00 AM
damona   how did i not know this thread was here???!   Aug 31 2008, 03:32 PM
pepper   well, i don't know about not trusting a dude w...   Aug 31 2008, 10:31 PM
thirtiesgirl   It's not that I won't trust a guy who does...   Sep 1 2008, 11:32 AM
culturehandy   My thing is that my pussy is good enough to fuck b...   Sep 1 2008, 02:19 PM
zoya   me too, culture (the men I get involved with lovin...   Sep 1 2008, 03:14 PM
bob4both   Ok, not to change the subject (cuz going down is a...   Sep 3 2008, 02:49 AM
kittenb   Hahaha! I always warn my boyfriend, "Anyt...   Sep 3 2008, 08:40 AM
Ronia D'Arc   Today simply sucked, and the only funny thing that...   Sep 21 2008, 11:14 PM
mouse   GO AWAY   Sep 22 2008, 02:15 AM
girltrouble   what a dumbshit. really? we're supposed to be ...   Sep 22 2008, 04:28 AM
culturehandy   Oh for fuck sakes, this is the same thing you post...   Sep 22 2008, 07:54 AM
i_am_jan   eyou. personally, I prefer to keep my sex/erotici...   Sep 22 2008, 10:02 AM
culturehandy   jan, getting your cervix scraped is soooooo hot th...   Sep 22 2008, 10:08 AM
i_am_jan   That's exactly what I mean culture. The mere ...   Sep 22 2008, 07:10 PM
culturehandy   Oh Jan, you know what else gets me hot? tell me I ...   Sep 22 2008, 07:21 PM
i_am_jan   Yessss...just once...tell me I'm never going t...   Sep 22 2008, 07:48 PM


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