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llamas
post Apr 26 2006, 11:19 AM
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This is secondhand inappropriateness, but my friend just emailed me that she had copy machine training this morning, and her trainer referred to a task that the copier could not do and that they had to do manually as a 'hand job'.
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pollystyrene
post Oct 2 2007, 08:47 AM
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I never stopped in this thread because I never thought I had anything to contribute...then, suddenly today, it was up at the top and I remembered something stupid I said a few months ago- LeBoy and I were at my parent's house and I grabbed some leftover tuna casserole they had in their fridge. Normally it's something LeBoy would eat, but my mom had put peas in it, and he doesn't like peas.

I offered him a bite anyway, and he said no, because there was a pea in the bite. I plucked it out with my teeth and said, just as my dad was coming into the room, "there, I sucked the pea-ness off! Eat it!" I realized what I said and LeBoy and I just looked at each other and cracked up; my dad didn't really hear what I said and was just confused.


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llamas   Get your mind out of the gutter: The Inadvertent Inappropriateness Thread   Apr 26 2006, 11:19 AM
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