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> Would You Rather, The Game Of Horrible, Aweful, No Good Choices
vixen_within
post Mar 20 2009, 06:15 PM
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These are getting harder to answer. Great work! laugh.gif


New question: Would you rather be Sarah Palin's or Paris Hilton's sidekick?
Paris Hilton cause I'm a material girl.

Would you rather wake up with two rats doing the nasty on your stomach or a cockroach sucking on your tear duct?
Lawd. Rats on the belly seems less invasive than a roach licking my eyes.

Okay would you rather been a sinker or a sagger (face aging)?
Sinker seems cuter somehow.


Hmmmm, would you rather have a penis or a vagina on your forehead? Literally, a penis or a vagina, not someone sitting on your face.
A very large penis.


Would you rather:

1. spend your entire life on the minimum wage with no extra form of income
2. have a high-paying job til you're 30 then lose everything, i.e. all your possessions and savings, go bankrupt and live on the streets for at least 5 years?

Hard to say. There are ways to live well with a low income, even if one of them is renouncing the material world and becoming a nun.
I guess I'd rather that then see all my work going to smithereens. I don't know if I could recover from that very well.


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Persiflager
post Feb 26 2009, 11:16 AM
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Penis, and I would use it as a weapon!

Would you rather:
  1. spend your entire life on the minimum wage with no extra form of income
  2. have a high-paying job til you're 30 then lose everything, i.e. all your possessions and savings, go bankrupt and live on the streets for at least 5 years?


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twelve_percent
post Feb 19 2009, 01:50 PM
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Lol, a vagina. It would be so awkward if there was something that could get longer on your head. Ewwwwww!


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post Feb 17 2009, 02:11 PM
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Hmmm sexual fulfilment or love? Jeez, I would also go with sexual fulfilment!

Never touch chocolate again, I could go without. I already pretty much do.

Nice cheater, it could be an open relationship!

Ooooh, Paris or Palin? Since I want all hard to come to Palin, I'd choose Paris. Besides, she switches best friends like she switches clothes, so I'd only be friends with her for an hour or so.

Rats.

Sinker.

Hmmmm, would you rather have a penis or a vagina on your forehead? Literally, a penis or a vagina, not someone sitting on your face.


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post Feb 17 2009, 12:51 PM
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Paris Hilton for me as I think there's less chance that she'd hunt me down and shoot me. And I think the contrast between us in photos would be hilarious.

Ugh.. shagging rats.

And I think I'd go with sagging.


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post Feb 17 2009, 12:07 PM
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hi , I'm new smile.gif eeeeewwwww!!!!! well I guess "birds do it, bees do it, even rats on your belllly do it" as long as they don't have some weird rodent ejaculation stuff I'd rather that....the tear duct/ cockroach thing is just disturbing
Okay would you rather been a sinker or a sagger (face aging)?


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post Feb 16 2009, 08:12 PM
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Hmmmmmm, I think I'd rather be a Palin sidekick because you can always agree ironically. Besides, she has really cool glasses. Idk, the rules you wrote for having to be a sidekick really suck, but I have self respect so I wouldn't dress like Paris Hilton.

Would you rather wake up with two rats doing the nasty on your stomach or a cockroach sucking on your tear duct?


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post Feb 16 2009, 11:23 AM
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Ugh.... I'd take the nice cheater. Faithfulness is only a virtue when it's someone you actually want around!

And to answer my own question, I'd give up chocolate. Better a clean break than coming to hate it over time....*sob*.

New question: Would you rather be Sarah Palin's or Paris Hilton's sidekick?

Whichever one you choose, you have to:

-talk to her for at least 30min each day
-hang out 3 days a week
-dress the same as she does
-vote the same way she does
-agree with everything she says
-not allow her to come to any harm


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post Feb 11 2009, 01:32 PM
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would you rather marry a guy who treats you nice but cheats on you every day, or an asshole who is faithful everyday?
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post Feb 11 2009, 01:12 PM
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12 inches of chocolate please!
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post Feb 11 2009, 06:21 AM
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I have no idea why that measurement came into my head. None whatsover. wink.gif


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post Feb 10 2009, 12:30 PM
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12 inches please! smile.gif
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post Feb 10 2009, 12:11 PM
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New question! Would you like to eat a 12 inch bar of your favourite chocolate for breakfast every day for the rest of your life, or never touch chocolate again?



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post Jan 28 2009, 08:20 AM
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Ouch! I really hate to admit it, but I think I'd choose the total sexual fulfilment over love.


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post Jan 27 2009, 04:02 PM
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Bald all over....I can always buy a wig for my head. Plus think of all the time and money that would be saved on hair removal! rolleyes.gif

Next choice....for the remainder of your life, having all of your sexual needs fulfilled but not finding love OR finding love but not having any of your sexual needs fulfilled?
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post Jan 23 2009, 10:47 AM
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Ooh, lots of head-hair and none on body, that would save me so much time! I can live with a little 'tash.

Bald all over or horribly hairy all over?


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post Jan 23 2009, 09:06 AM
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sweating, you can get botox to stop that.

Park bench in a dodgy neighbourhood.

Ummm, would you rather be have tons of hair in your head and no body hair or have tons of baody hair but none of your face and head and in both cases not being able to do anything about the excess body hair, no wxing, electrolysis, laser removal, NOTHING!


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post Jan 23 2009, 06:41 AM
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Sweaty with no BO - at least I could still get laid! I'd just wear sports clothes all the time and pretend I just finished exercising.
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Would you rather spend the night on a filthy motel-room mattress, complete with bed-bugs and all the bodily fluids that show up under blue light on CSI, or on a park-bench in a dodgy neighbourhood?


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gradgal
post Jan 22 2009, 05:02 PM
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I guess that I would always try to have the surgery rather than not in case some sort of miracle happened. Better than awaiting impending death.

Okay, here's one....would you rather sweat profusely for the rest of your life (I mean clothes are visibly wet sweating) but with no body odour
OR have really bad body odour (I mean people around you are visibly uncomfortable) for the rest of your life but without the profuse sweating?

Hmmm...I still deciding on this one myself
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post Jan 21 2009, 12:37 PM
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that's the worst choice ever!!!

I guess no smell...10 year old boys would find that just way too funny.

Hmmm...Have your surgery performed by Dr. Nick Rivera of The Simpsons or die from not having the surgery performed?


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