I'm so glad to see my girl Madonna is getting back to her roots and once again (supposedly) dating a beautiful MOC (man of color). It's so obvious that these guys are her type - from her early squeeze Jellybean Benitez to baby daddy Carlos Leon, she's long gone for cute Latinos and men of mixed-ethnicity. For some reason, though, she never seems to think of these guys to be the marrying kind, instead shacking up with pasty Sean Penn and Whitey Whitestein himself, Guy Ritchie. C'mon girl, stay true to your crotch this time. Oh yeah, one source is reporting that the new dude, 20-year-old Jesus Luz (jeez louise!) is a porn star. And that's bad cause why?
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