You'd think any dude would be thankful to get as much attention as Don Draper's penis has attracted lately, but Jon Hamm is not pleased with your discussions about his john-ham. He didn't sound happy when a reporter brought up his distracting junk in the new issue of Rolling Stone:
"They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal."
Gothamist says he's referring to the long-running Tumblr Jon Hamm's Wang, which captures some pretty ridiculously gratuitous moments. This may sound pretty backwards coming from a feminist blog, but that's kind of what happens when you don't wear underwear. Now you know how Christina Hendricks feels.
Perhaps this is Jon Hamm is beginning to understand the weight of sexual objectification, which is strange considering how long he's been hot. Plus, his penis makes us want to be better people. We think Jon should take this inspirational Gawker quote to heart: "When asked by a paparazzo if it had any message for the fans, Jon Hamm's penis did a little dance and responded, 'Never hide your shine under a blanket. Be honest. Be true. Be you.'" So while we at BUST realize that we are part of the problem, it's hard (also difficult) to apologize for creeping. Sorry dude, but we're not sorry.
Photo via Gawker
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