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Do you ever feel sorry for that idle penis-shaped pan sitting in your pantry, desperately waiting for its next bachelorette extravaganza? Well, one woman has some creative ideas to keep you and your novelty cookware working together all year round. With help from Bachelorette.com, a crafty lady named Holly has come up with ten hilarious cakes you can make with a penis pan.   Home sweet home! Keep it rustic with this Farm Cake.   This UFO Cake is out of this world!   Spread some holiday cheer with this Christmas Tree Cake.   This Wizard Cake is pure magic. Read More
Vegetarian meat is a divisive issue. It gets crap from omnivores because it doesn’t taste like “the real thing,” and purists in the veggie camp often claim to be grossed out by the concept of soy masquerading as animal flesh. But for many compassionate cooks, vegan versions of burgers, chicken, and even seafood are lifesavers when the hankering for comfort food rears its hungry head – especially in wintertime.  Animal rights activists Annie and Dan Shannon know these urges all too well. Read More
...or any day, really. I never watch the Super Bowl, but if I did, I know I’d be eating a million cookies or potato chips out of the sheer boredom I’d experience. If I was watching, I’d need to get creative with my mini-meals. Read More
Independent testing has shown that a Burger King supplier in Ireland called Silvercrest has been stuffing its burgers with horse meat. Burger King commented, “Four samples recently taken from the Silvercrest plant have shown the presence of very small trace levels of equine DNA. This product was never sold to our restaurants.” Burger King alleges that they have terminated their partnership with Silvercrest, as Silvercrest promised them 100% British and Irish beef burgers (and clearly failed to deliver). Read More
The AV Club might have the best community of any blog ever, which can quickly be seen in the fan-made masterpiece that just surfaced on their website. Commenter Captaindada's has made a perfect cookbook in To First Man, full of pop culture-inspired joke recipes you can actually cook! Much like the site's commenters, these recipes cut deep, like in the "Pizza House" recipe that you would assume is referencing House but is actually referencing our dorky queen Peggy Olson. Read More