Oh my dear. Say it isn’t so. The designers over at sexy costume source Yandy are using a terrible misinterpretation of “twerking” to sell outfits. In a section they call “Costumes to Twerk In,” the venders market costumes that expose the buttocks. Of course, the first is an knock-off Miley Cyrus VMA costume called “Furry Party Animal Halloween Costume.” The other costumes have absolutely nothing to do with twerking except that they have cheeky bottoms; the list includes an interpretation of Wonder Woman, a ninja, and a soldier. Read More
BY Tess Duncan
on Jun 04, 2013
Ew, ew, ew. Wikifeet is a disgusting (to me) website dedicated to compiling photos and videos of female celebrities' feet, AKA "the collaborative celebrity feet website." I'm getting douche chills just thinking about it. If you become a member of the site, you can upload your own pictures and clips for everyone to, uh, enjoy. Users can rate each celebrity's feet using a star system, which results in a rating of either "gorgeous," "beautiful," "nice," "ok," "bad," or "ugly" feet. Visitors of the site leave extremely gross comments about what they want to do to each woman's feet. Read More
BY Tess Duncan
on May 14, 2013
As you might have already heard, Angelina Jolie underwent a double mastectomy to decrease her risk of breast cancer from 87% to under 5%. People have praised her courage for revealing such a personal, deeply serious part of her life in an op-ed piece for the New York Times. Other people, however, have mourned the loss of the only important aspect of Angelina Jolie as an actress, director, mother, wife, and public figure: OMG HER BOOBS R GONE 4EVR.
Yes, there are tweets upon tweets bidding Jolie’s tits goodbye with sadface and single tear emoticons as icing on the douchebag cake. (Ew. Read More