Standard DOUBLE-Page Spread.At first when I saw the pics of Senator Scott Brown doing his best Burt Reynolds impression in Cosmo, I was like, "whatevs, of course this won't be a big deal- he's a dude". It didn't shock me; it also didn't shock my grandmother or Scott Brown's grandmother for that matter- "My Grandmother saw it. She laughed", he informed Barbara Walters, Sunday in his interview on ABC's 'This Week.' Jane's Addiction told me in 1988- "Nothing's Shocking" and this still holds up today. Read More
Thanks for the heads up, China....But, if I could explain the calf pain, can I then use it on my calf pain? Let me know. We love Babeland vibrators regardless.Note to self: Pick up double A batteries. Can't bear the shame of using my parent's living room TV-remote batteries another day. I use them and put them back, same night service. No problem. But, I know one night, I'm gonna fall asleep and hear this the next day:Mom: Tom,... the remote's not workingDad: Probably the batteriesMom: *takes remote cover off* Yeah, Tom... Read More
If you're like me, then chances are- you're terribly-terribly-terribly lonely.But there's good news for us spinsters on this dreary Monday, thanks to Japanese inventors. A boyfriend who won't forget your birthday, cause he's made out of memory foam!!!The Boyfriend Arm PillowYou've always been close your pillow, but never this close.Introducing the Boyfriend Arm Pillow- Now you can feverishly masturbate yourself to sleep while holding __(insert boyfriend pillow's name here)_______'s hand!Adding a whole new level of excitement to your fantasies. Read More
There's some biters on the loose.File Under: Girl on Girl Crime Blotter>Bodies and Manners>Nipple Drinks.It's important to follow that one general rule when it comes to you and your involvement with other people's bodies. You have to be invited. Two different news stories, both happening this past Sunday, both involving the same weapon. Mouth weapons. A woman on woman crime and a man on man crime, both Bobbie Smith from Michigan and Fernando Cooper from Chicago, are discombobulated body violators. Read More
Last week, I read a few articles in relation to results from a recent Australian Hotel Association (AHA) survey, revealing that women are consistently more likely to pilfer than men. Millions of dollars a year in the hotel industry, are lost to theft; from tiny soft face towels, to larger items like statues. Essentially, anything not nailed down.
This data from a segment of the hotel industry, got me thinking about theft- the illegal taking of another person's property without that person's freely-given consent. Read More
Everyone has a memorable undies story, just of varying pH levels. Barf. Mine’s a pretty basic story of kid overexcitement. I was in the second grade, in the speech trailer. Just me, Aric Garafalo, and our teacher. I had to take speech class (for years) because of my speech problem. I had things to learn about speech. On this particular day, we were about to use a future computer for the first time. I couldn’t believe it. In just a few minutes, I would be basking in all of this machine’s electromagnetic fields of glory. Read More
If this statement speaks to you, then chances are- it’s the only thing that’s spoken to you all day.
Unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Roxxxy, is a plastic doll to have sex with, AND then bore to death, with your awful conversations. If what you’ve been throwing down is not being picked up by the general human-based population, then this life-like robot is ready to be your prisoner.
Now available, Roxxxy, is the customizable female version of TrueCompanion.com's, sex robot line. Read More
A Holiday Message to a loved one on the Jersey Shore.Believe this...This is an actual un-touched photo I shot while sitting in my car at the Welsh Farms convenience store in Neptune, NJ, enroute to my grandparents for Christmas Day. I'm not even sure how the universe aligned so perfectly to capture this. I hope you have a good laugh at this true story captured on celluloid. Read More
According to a new book, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, author Peter Biskind claims to have used, “simple arithmetic”, to make the claim that Warren Beatty made the sexy times with, "12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on."
Warren Beatty, however, is claiming that these figures on his sexual conquests are gently blown out of proportion and that this is not an authorized biography. If you do the math, Mr. Beatty would have bedded a new woman everyday for 35 years. Read More
Me and Grandma. Keeping it Positive with a Thumbs Up on Celluloid. I have always enjoyed recording family gatherings. I’m sure most of you would agree to this statement. You may record with still images (most popular) or you may record with more involved moving images. Both mediums, suited perfectly and time-tested for documenting life as it happens, but here are a few more memory vehicle suggestions that may spark a new tradition!
· Have a designated journal that comes out and sits on the table for all the big occasions. Read More