13 Accessories For Babies Who Love Naps But Stay Woke

By BUST Magazine  In Style  On Aug 23, 2017

Rugrats of the Resistance In this month's "Booty Call," editor Callie Watts rounds up the best gear for taking babies and toddlers to protests and rallies. Protect tiny eyes and ears from the glaring sun and chating crowds. EARBANZ INFANT HEARING PROTECTION AND SUNGLASSES SET, $34.99, USA.BABYBANZ.COM From leggings featuring the face of writer Ntozake Shange to a feminist onesie, your little one can speak truth to power without saying a word. MINI FEMINIST ACTIVIST BABY SHIRT, $15, BLUEMOUNTAINBABYCO.ETSY.COM NTOZAKE… Read more
The United States of America’s charge — from the 53% of white women and the majority of non-college educated white men who voted him in — is to reconstruct the methodology of colonialism in America, in such a way that it becomes more comfortable to tombstone the truth before the body has been given a proper viewing and eulogy. Choosing to ignore the gray elephant that is hate that sits in America’s living rooms isn’t some new forms of racism. It’s the unfortunate same pile of shame. Indeed, the eruption of hate and… Read more

The 7 Worst Quotes From Trump’s 77-Minute Arizona Speech

By Erika W. Smith  In General  On Aug 23, 2017

Last night, Trump held a “campaign rally” (Why? He’s already president) in Phoenix, Arizona, during which he ranted for 77 minutes on his usual topics, including crowd size, “fake news," and building a wall, as well as his response to the white supremacist violence in Charlottesville. CNN writes: In what amounted to a 77-minute presidential therapy session in front of thousands of supporters, Trump pulled out copies of three of his own speeches and rehashed what he'd said about white supremacists' gathering around a… Read more
“Great injury was done after the engine ran up the platform. The brickwork was swept away, and a large portion of a wall was thrown down; in fact, one carriage was thrown completely through the platform wall by the violence with which it was hurled over the line.” - The Era, 26 February 1860. On 20 February 1860, at seven o’clock in the morning, a passenger train belonging to the Eastern Counties Railway left Cambridge heading for Tottenham station in London. The train was quite full and, as it approached the station,… Read more
A lifetime ago, in October 2016, Donald Trump made headlines for the way he moved to stand directly behind Hillary Clinton during the second presidential debate. He hovered behind Clinton while she took her turn answering questions, standing uncomfortably close to her in a way that many women recognized — not to mention that the “grab her by the pussy” tape had leaked just a two days before. At the time, we published a post called “Is Trump A Trigger? According To Many Women’s Reactions To The 2nd Presidential Debate,… Read more

Make Your Own Nail Polish With This Easy DIY

By BUST Magazine  In Style  On Aug 23, 2017

Mix up some polish with this super-simple DIY The world of nail polish has gotten much bigger in the past few years, with scores of indie brands offering hundreds of new colors, textures, and finishes (see next page for a few of our faves). Of course, those artisans craft their wares using special potions and powders, but you can make your own polish in a much easier way, using materials you probably already have on hand. Your end result won’t be nearly as profesh, but it will work (we made the purple polish worn by… Read more

We Say "Cheers" To Hello Kitty Rosé!

By Bry'onna Mention  In Entertainment  On Aug 22, 2017

What at first appeared to be something off of a pale Tumblr blog, is actually real and obtainable. Hello Kitty’s Rosé has become a thing. Whether you are a Wine Mom or Vodka Aunt, it is fair to say that you’re a sis that sips! And what better way to do it than with an obscure cartoon image? According to Brit+Co., Sanrio has squaded up with Italy’s Torti Winery to bring us a collection of six wines. Despite the collaboration being announced last year, the wines were not available for purchase, until now. And the timing… Read more
Last week, in the wake of the violence in Charlottesville, Solange deleted her Twitter account after sending a powerful message about white supremacy. Her last tweet reads: “Deleting my twitter soon, but before I dip when we gonna pull up? And what we got to do to get my new hero Takiyah Thompson free?” Takiyah Thompson is a 22-year-old college student arrested for helping pull down a Confederate statue in Durham, North Carolina during an anti-racist rally in solidarity with Charlottesville. White supremacists held a… Read more

Texas Women Now Need To Take Out “Rape Insurance”

By Erika W. Smith  In Feminism  On Aug 22, 2017

Texas women now need to take out “rape insurance,” thanks to an anti-reproductive rights bill signed into law last week. Via Broadly, House Bill 214 removes abortion coverage from all private, state-offered, and ACA insurance plans — with no exceptions for rape, incest, or fetal abnormalities. Instead, women need to buy this insurance separately — “rape insurance,” as Texas Democrats are calling it.The Hill details that the law's abortion restrictions include abnormalities where the fetus does not develop kidneys or a… Read more

How Dating A Misogynist Made Me A Feminist

By Anonymous  In Sex  On Aug 22, 2017

“I hate feminists,” he’d say. “It’s a load of rubbish, women always moaning." I’m not quite sure how long I tolerated his ignorance, but I know that it was far too long. At first I could just sort of laugh it off, like he must be joking. Of course he doesn’t think feminism is ridiculous. Shouldn’t we all be feminists at the end of the day? He must agree that I should be paid the same as a man who does the same job as me. He must agree that rape culture is real, that a man probably could never understand the daily… Read more

This 7-In-1 Home Cooker Will Make You A Cooking Queen

By BUST Magazine  In Eat Me  On Aug 22, 2017

Though I live for soup, I don’t like waiting for stuff to simmer. But now, the wait is over, thanks to The Instant Pot IP-DUO60 ($99.99, target.com), a gadget that’s been all over the internet, and for good reason. This 7-in-1 appliance (pressure/slow/rice cooker, steamer, sauté/browner, yogurt maker, and warmer) is a game changer. It has multiple presets — including one for soup — and there are a ton of recipes online to help newbies get used to this new cooking gizmo. Toss in spaghetti sauce ingredients and… Read more
To put it simply, the past few months have been hell. We wake up every day to more bad news and another barrage of tweets from our extremely unpresidential president. You’ve signed the petitions, marched alongside your sisters in protest and downed many, many glasses of wine. But we must keep fighting for women’s rights, and now we’ve got another way to do it. Meet MY SISTER, the newest feminist fashion brand on the scene whose mission is to help fight sex trafficking through the sales of their ethically-sourced… Read more
The people who set up the Women’s March on Washington are back with a three-day conference in Detroit! The Inaugural Women’s Convention is “a weekend of workshops, strategy sessions, inspiring forums and intersectional movement building to continue the preparation going into the 2018 midterm elections.” From October 27th through the 29th, thousands of people are expected to flock to Detroit for training centralized around the 2018 elections. More information is soon to come from the official Women’s March site, but at… Read more
In an attempt to show the true nature of arranged marriages in Pakistan, designer Nashra Balagamwala has created the board game “Arranged!” which playfully yet realistically lets outsiders see arranged marriage as it is. Balagamwala has been living in the U.S. for five years now, but with her visa expiring this month, she has been forced to move back to Pakistan. Fixated on the challenges she’ll face upon her return, she created “Arranged!” The game is made up of four players: 3 girls and one “Aunty.” The Aunty is… Read more

Lizzo's "Water Me" Is Your New Self-Love Anthem

By Violet Marmur  In Music  On Aug 21, 2017

If you haven’t heard of Lizzo yet, you’re welcome. The Minneapolis-based alt hip-hop artist suffuses her songs with empowering lyrics and foot-tapping beats. Her latest single, "Water Me," might be her best track yet. “Water Me," as the title hints, is all about nourishment — specifically yourself. Produced by Grammy-nominated producer Ricky Reed, energetic drums and melodious synth and bass accompany liberating lyrics: “I don't get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily / I am my inspiration, I am my inspiration." Lizzo is… Read more

What The Trump Presidency Has Taught Me About America

By Jacy Topps  In Feminism  On Aug 21, 2017

As I sat and watched Donald Trump justify white supremacy last Tuesday evening, I quietly cried. When he suggested that some of those who marched alongside neo-Nazis in the Charlottesville protest were “fine people,” I asked myself, how did we get here? I remember crying for a very different reason nine years ago when I watched the then President-elect Obama walk out onto the stage after he won the election. While I wasn’t naive enough to believe in that “now we’re post-racial because we have a black President”… Read more

What The Total Solar Eclipse Means For Witches

By Violet Marmur  In Living  On Aug 18, 2017

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that there is a total solar eclipse happening on August 21st. Everyone and their mother is freaking out, and rightfully so, because it’s kind of a big deal. The thing is, total solar eclipses themselves aren’t actually a rare occurrence. According to Space.com, there is a solar eclipse visible from somewhere on Earth approximately once every 18 months. So why is this so exciting? This will be the first solar eclipse that is visible to all of North America in 38 years;… Read more
Kris Chau, one half of design duo Day Space Night, is currently reading two books: Rebecca Solnit’s Hope in the Dark, about how radical activism can create real change, and The New Better Off: Reinventing the American Dream by Courtney E. Martin, a look at rejecting traditional ideals of “success.” Both give insight not only into the personal ideologies of Chau, an artist and illustrator, and her DSN partner Samantha Margherita, a textile designer, but also the driving ethos behind their line of body-grazing,… Read more
Poptarts is a twice-monthly podcast hosted by BUST Magazine editors Emily Rems and Callie Watts that celebrates women in pop culture. The first half of each episode is devoted to a hot topic in entertainment, and in the second half, a segment called "Whatcha Watchin'?," Callie and Emily dig into all the shows, movies, books, music, videos, and podcasts they've enjoyed since the last episode, and either praise or pan each experience. In our latest episode, Julie Klausner, Difficult People's hilarious mastermind, shares… Read more
This is one of those stories where each detail makes you a little more excited. Per Variety: 1. St. Vincent, aka Annie Clark, is directing a feature film.2. It’s an adaptation of an Oscar Wilde work. 3. It’s the Picture of Dorian Gray. 4. But it’s genderswapped. 5. So Dorian is a woman now. Also: Elle screenwriter David Birke will write the script, and there’s no word yet about the cast or release date. There have been a ton of Dorian Gray adaptations — most recently Penny Dreadful tackled the story, and there was also… Read more
In some good news for your Friday, Bonnie Tyler will sing your drunk karaoke go-to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” during the actual solar eclipse. However, “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” is in fact longer than the total eclipse of the sun, which will last for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. (There are several versions of “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” ranging from in length from 3 minutes 49 seconds for a 2005 re-recording to 6 minutes 59 seconds for the original album version.) No worries, though, the song has been adjusted to… Read more

Everything You Need To Know About Scissoring

By BUST Magazine  In Sex  On Aug 18, 2017

We're bringing you this Q&A from BUST's Sex section, featuring advice from sexlogist Dr. Carol Queen. Question: What exactly is scissoring? Is it a real thing? How do you do it? –Blades of Fury Dr. Carol Queen: It certainly is a real thing, although if you try it, your mileage may vary. For some, it’s delicious, and for others, it’s not their thing. Scissoring — which is generally done by two clit-and-vulva-having people (but it could be done with a soft penis too, I suspect), involves appositioning those parts… Read more

Week Of Women: August 18-24, 2017

By Erika W. Smith  In Entertainment  On Aug 17, 2017

Our new newsletter and column, Week of Women, is back — tell your friends! We’ve rounded up the 10 women-centered movies, TV, music, and books we're most excited for in the upcoming week. Happy watching, reading, and listening! Movies Patti Cake$ Australian actress Danielle Macdonald stars as Patti Cake$, a plus-size white girl from Jersey who’s determined to be a rapper. Out on Friday, August 18; see the Hotness. What Happened To Monday? Noomi Rapace plays SEPTUPLETS, each named after a day of the week, in this… Read more

Notes On Frump: A Style

By Emma Copley Eisenberg  In Style  On Aug 17, 2017

In my rough and leafy corner of the universe, a promised land called West Philadelphia, I have noticed something new taking hold. It is a sensibility like Sontag meant it — “a logic of taste,” a new way of seeing bodies and objects in the world and figuring out what to think about them. Of course it is not new. It surged online in 2006 when Erin McKean declared, “You Don’t Have to Be Pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone...Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked ‘female.’” It was the engine… Read more

Crotch Jewelry Is Now A Thing, And I Give Up

By Hannah Rose  In Sex  On Aug 17, 2017

Guess what, ladies, the fashion trend you didn’t know you needed has arrived. . . now introducing crotch jewelry (aka "Beachtails"). And no, I’m not talking about vajazzling, I’m talking about a straight up chain that loops through the crotch of your bikini bottoms (/undies/thong/ass-wedgie jean shorts/whatever bottoms your heart desires) and has 1.5-inch-long dangles on either side with little charms at the end, courtesy of Japanese brand BoDivas. The charms come in a range of colors, and you can even be a fancy bitch… Read more

Sexy Backs, Headless Women And Book Covers

By Anna Solomon  In Books  On Aug 17, 2017

1.Before I saw the cover of my second novel, I worried about it. My greatest fear was this: A woman, looking out to sea. Her back is to the reader. Her hair is thrown up in a vague style that if nothing else can be described as “timeless.” Her stance evokes a wistful, feminine longing — for a man, perhaps, or for a dinner she doesn’t have to cook.You know this cover. Hundreds of versions exist. There are covers that display only a woman’s head — from behind — and countless others that show a woman’s body, without the… Read more

3 Wire-Free Bras For Big-Busted Ladies

By BUST Magazine  In Style  On Aug 17, 2017

My boobs are not small, and ever since these fun bags sprouted, I’ve been wearing an underwire bra for support. That’s about 37 years of having a metal shank jammed up in my ribs! I’ve tried wireless bras in the past, but they never really worked for me, either lacking support or giving me uniboob like a sports bra. But fabric and bra technologies have changed, so I tested out a few new brands on the market to see how their wire-free bras stack up. All three are only available online, so be prepared to try on and… Read more

8 Things "I Love Dick" Got Right About Non-Monogamy

By O.P. Stone  In TV  On Aug 16, 2017

As a straightish, cisgender female navigating an open relationship for over ten years, I find it rare when a piece of media portrays plural love in a way that’s not the butt of a joke. So imagine my surprise when a 30-minute dramedy called (yes, literally) I Love Dick helped clarify some concepts I’d long considered, but never quite articulated, about my own nontraditional, not-entirely-monogamous relationship. The Amazon show (created by Jill Soloway and based on the cult feminist novel of the late ‘90s of the same… Read more
There’s always been talk about the female orgasm. It's often been categorized as “elusive," a term that means that women, as a whole, orgasm less than men. Different psychologists, sociologists and general human beings have questioned and theorized about why that is, but there still isn’t a conclusive answer. A recent study from Chapman University, Indiana University, and the Kinsey Institute, however, gathered some intriguing data.Via Broadly, the study is one of the few that investigates the orgasm frequency of men… Read more

How Finding My Birth Family Helped Me Find Myself

By BUST Magazine  In Living  On Aug 16, 2017

You take it for granted. Knowing where you came from, how you came to be in the world, where you got that laugh or why your legs are so hairy. Maybe it doesn’t seem like a big deal, but for me and lots of other adoptees, not knowing who and where you came from is a phantom limb that aches. You want a backstory to help you move forward. See, stories matter. Each of us, we’re all stories. The stories we take to heart often become the basis of who we are and who we can become. When girls get better stories, their hopes,… Read more

You Can’t “Both Sides” Things WHEN ONE SIDE IS NAZIS

By Erika W. Smith  In Feminism  On Aug 16, 2017

Yesterday, President Donald Trump continued to avoid condemning white supremacists for the violent "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville over the weekend. The rally was organized in response to planned removal of a statue of Robert E. Lee and resulted in the death of anti-racist counter-protester Heather Heyer and the injuries of dozens of other anti-racist activists. In a press conference, Trump refused to call the violence terrorism; refused to blame the alt-right; insisted that “not all of those people were… Read more
"If this sort of thing keeps growing, it won’t be long before we shall hear of dog undertakers, and perhaps marble cutters who devote their time and talent to the construction of monuments to pet dogs. There is no calculating the extent to which infectious folly will go.” — The Saint Paul Globe, 25 November 1888. Of all the animals buried and mourned in the Victorian era, it was dogs who received the lion’s share of the funerary honors. The Hyde Park Dog Cemetery opened in London in 1881 and the Hartsdale Canine… Read more
Yesterday, after nearly 4 hours of jury deliberation, T. Swift won her countersuit against the Denver DJ, David Mueller, who reached up her skirt and grabbed her "bare ass" at one of her backstage meet-and-greets, a victory for women and all victims of assault. Swift’s countersuit accusing Mueller of groping her was in response to Mueller suing Swift, the singer's mom Andrea Swift, and her radio promotions director Frank Bell in 2015, accusing them of making the groping incident up (like Taylor Swift cares enough about… Read more
In the title essay of her new collection, Girls Gone Old, Fiona Helmsley writes of using her appearance to sell books: “I was a bit of an exhibitionist, but with an agenda. But the thing about this kind of exhibitionism, especially if you’re a woman, is that it has a timestamp. You’re trying to bait assholes. Eventually they won’t want to look.” It is a brave statement — to so explicitly admit to exposing oneself for consumption. But it is also indicative of Helmsley’s keen ability to uncover discomfiting truths that… Read more
Last night in Durham, North Carolina, a crowd tore down a statue of a Confederate soldier that stood in front of a county administrative building as part of a rally to combat white supremacy and support Charlottesville, Virginia after it was attacked for planning to remove another Confederate statue. Protesters chanted, “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA” as they toppled the statue. As the crowd cheered, some kicked the statue. Via the Washington Post, the state’s governor objected to the removal of the statue, saying,… Read more
When Trump’s disturbing “grab ‘em by the pussy” tape surfaced last fall, author and screenwriter Kelly Oxford made a request of her nearly 800k Twitter followers: “Women: tweet me your first assaults. They aren’t just stats.” Oxford got the ball rolling by recounting being grabbed under her skirt by a man on a bus when she was 12. Thousands of women replied with their own stories beside the hashtag #NotOkay. “Sharing my experience and having so many people respond made me feel like I was in a community,” says Oxford.… Read more

How To Make This Heavenly Hummus Recipe At Home

By BUST Magazine  In Eat Me  On Aug 15, 2017

Hummus was one of the first dishes I learned how to make early on in my catering career. I thought it was pretty darn great, until I hired an Israeli chef, and found out that I had a lot to learn. Like the fact that adding a pinch of baking soda to the chickpea cooking water helps keep farting to a minimum. And that beating the tahini with a fork makes for an extra-creamy result. Later, I went to Israel and found entire restaurants dedicated to just hummus. Where is the rest of the menu? I wondered. But I sat down,… Read more

8 Ways To Help Charlottesville And Fight White Supremacy

By Seeta Charan  In Living  On Aug 14, 2017

This weekend, Charlottesville, Virginia erupted in white supremacists protesting over the proposed removal of a controversial statue of Robert E. Lee, a general in the Confederate Army during the Civil War. The protest was planned months ago when the removal plans were announced, and the city braced itself for the “Unite the Right” protests from white supremacists. On Friday, hundreds of white nationalists marched and chanted racial slurs. The crowds were met with counter-protests, and the situation quickly turned… Read more
What does terrorism look like in America? Well, despite Donald Trump’s rampage against Islam, statistics show that right-wing extremists pose the biggest threat. According to a new report from The Nation Institute’s Investigative Fund and The Center for Investigative Reporting, there were twice as many terrorist incidents by right-wing extremists as by Islamist extremists in the U.S. from 2008 to 2016. Add to that list Saturday’s attack in Charlottesville, VA. Sparked by the city’s decision to remove of a statue of… Read more
This weekend, white supremacists swarmed Charlottesville, Virginia, for a “Unite the Right” rally, a response to a proposal to remove a local statue of Confederate leader Robert E. Lee. The white supremacists used violence against anti-racists protesters, killing one woman, Heather Heyer, and injuring at least 34 others. It’s horrifying, and it’s evidence of the growth of the white supremacist movement in the United States. BUST’s “digital team” is one white woman (hi) working part time with a few interns helping out,… Read more
As you all know by now, this weekend, white supremacists descended on Charlottesville, Virginia for a “Unite the Right” rally, a response to the proposed removals of statues of Confederate generals, particularly one of Robert E. Lee. White supremacists used violence against anti-racist protesters, killing one, Heather D. Heyer, and injuring at least 34 more. On Friday, white supremacists marched on the University of Virginia, and photos of angry men baring tiki torches quickly spread — leading to countless joking… Read more
Taylor Swift was in court yesterday testifying against a DJ that was fired for grabbing her ass, and she’s handling herself on the stand like a boss bitch. The case stems from a June 2013 incident in which she accused former DJ David Mueller of Denver’s KYGO station of reaching up her skirt and grabbing her bare ass at one of her backstage meet-and-greets. According to CNN, Swift’s people told KYGO officials, and Mueller was fired two days later following the station’s own investigation, which wasn’t that difficult… Read more
The celestial phenomenon known as Mercury retrograde has become something of a scapegoat for everything from the minor annoyances to the catastrophic, Murphy’s-law-level screw ups we traverse on a daily basis. Parking ticket? Must be retrogradin’. Realize you had broccoli stuck in your teeth from lunch at the end of the day? Gotta be the work of Mercury rx. Right? Not exactly. Although it’s easy enough to blame all the little bullshit life throws at us on periodic planetary movement, Mercury retrograde usually only… Read more

11 Plus-Size Bikinis You Can Still Buy Online

By Erika W. Smith  In Style  On Aug 11, 2017

It’s August, which means that your local stores are rolling out their Halloween displays, but you’ve still got a month of beach time left before sweater weather begins. So now is still a great time for swimsuit shopping — online, that is. Many places are having end-of-summer sales, but even if they’re not, it’s still the perfect time to pick up your favorite suit for the month — and next year. So here, take a look at some stylish plus size bikinis still available. If you’re more of a one-piece fan yourself, click over… Read more
INGRID GOES WESTDirected by Matt SpicerOut August 114/5 BUST rating Ingrid Goes West is an uncanny portrait of how social media allows users to curate their lives beyond recognition. Aubrey Plaza stars as Ingrid, a mentally unstable millennial whose mother recently died. After a stint in an institution, she finds she’s inherited enough money to move to the West Coast and remake herself in the image of Taylor Sloane (Elizabeth Olsen), an Instagram tastemaker who’s basically Coachella personified. Taylor’s got it all –… Read more
Much like any embarrassing teenage memory, a 10-minute-long animation made by Disney in 1946 titled "The Story of Menstruation" has resurfaced on the internet. Surprisingly, for the time, Disney got a lot of stuff right. At first I felt a little cheated, because I don’t remember much from the school-sanctioned reproductive health talk back in the third grade. I just remember the boys being escorted out the class and the girls watching a very boring video telling us we’d get a period soon. They gave us a pad, a… Read more
A giant, inflatable chicken that resembled President Donald Trump took center stage in the White House’s backyard yesterday. And in case you haven’t seen it yet, the chicken had swooped golden hair, a disapproving facial expression (with those eyebrows, too!), and raised wings that mimicked Trump's hand gestures. The inflatable originally stemmed back to China's Lunar New Year celebration during the end of January. Since it was the start of the Year of the Rooster, blow-up versions of a Trump rooster were all over… Read more
Broad City is ramping up for its Season 4 premiere in September, and, just in time, Lovehoney, a “sexual happiness company,” has dropped an official line of sex toys based on the show. There’s a “Yas Kween” vibrator, which has 10 functions so that you can come to various pulsationzzz. Broad City Yas Kween 10 Function Bullet $21.99 They’ve got a “Respect Your Dick” love ring that kills three birds with one stone by encircling both the dick and the balls, and then also includes a bullet attachment for some clitoral fun.… Read more
Welcome to our new column and newsletter previewing the week ahead in women-centered pop culture — now with a title and a few tweaks! (Stay with us while we get the hang of things.) Below, take a look at the new movies, TV shows, books, and music created by or starring women that we’re most excited about. We haven’t seen all of these ourselves, but when we have, we’ll link to our review. Movies Ingrid Goes West Aubrey Plaza stars as a woman who stalks a social media star (Elizabeth Olsen) in a very 2017 twist on a… Read more
After watching This Beautiful Fantastic through twice, I’m still not one hundred percent sure if I liked it or not. It’s an odd little independent film, calling to mind a sort of de-saturated, languid Pushing Daisies in its storybook-like narrative and set pieces. Starring Jessica Brown Findlay (Downton Abbey), Andrew Scott (Sherlock), Tom Wilkinson (Michael Clayton), and Jeremy Irvine (War Horse), This Beautiful Fantastic tells the story of Bella Brown, a meek, antisocial orphan with obsessive-compulsive tendencies… Read more