Thanks to Slut Machine over at Jezebel for posted the latest video by our favorite Long Island mom impersonator and writer John Roberts (directed by Clay Weiner). If you've never seen him, check him on Youtube for The Christmas Tree, or Jackie & Debra, My Son is Gay— they are all hilarious! This new one is particularly good, and is a pretty close replica of what will be going on at my house this Sunday. "Listen to me, I told ya, I don't want anything!"

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