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I am not a fan of guns, have never had one in my hands (the thought of firing one frightens me), and I think the idea that someone (with enough money) can readily purchase one from a trade show without a completed background check is absolutely ridiculous. Even though I have a heated dislike for firearms, this website makes me chuckle.
Glam Guns, a mock site showcasing rifles and amo glammed up with our favorite childhood figures, is bat-shit crazy/funny. The introduction for the site is as follows:

'Ladies! Has your daughter succumbed to societal brainwashing? Does she refuse toy soldiers for Barbie and pass up BB guns for My Little Pony or Hello Kitty items? Have you despaired of interesting her in the practical aspects of life, such as weaponry and self-defense? If so, this site is for YOU!

At GlamGuns.com, we've combined the girliness of glamor with the practicality of military expertise and have created a collection that will make your child shriek with joy! From the My Little M4 Carbine to the Hello Kitty "HK-AK-47", you'll find something for the little girl in everyone!
And we haven't forgotten the Moms! From the rocket launcher inspired by Mother Theresa to the Martha Stewart colors Claymore mines, the Glambo Signature Collection has something for you as well!'

Now, before you get all hyped up and upset that there is a website promoting weapons for children, remember, this is all fake! Hell, I find some of this stuff so silly I would hang it up on a wall just so I could chuckle at it and oddly admire the detailing. Again, this website is a parody for humor purposes only!

Images courtesy of Glam Guns. Thank you Mob Living for the hook-up.