I don't know about you, but the the last thing I'd ever want to see if I was trying to take my young daughter to the restroom is a man covered in feces staring up at us. What the fuck, dude? Yep, that's exactly what happened to a 29-year-old lady and her 7-year-old daughter last week in Oklahoma park. She noticed Kenneth Webster Enlow in the filthy vault while using a public restroom at White Water Park. Investigators reported that "she saw that there was a man underneath the toilet looking up at her and her daughter...[He] was sitting down and...he never said anything or asked for help."
Rescue workers hosed the 52-year-old down (because he was, you know, covered in shit), and removed him from the tank. Enlow claims that a woman named Angel clubbed him with a tire iron, drove him to the park, and "dumped him in the toilet." Despite that, he's receiving a peeping Tom charge and being held in Tulsa County jail in lieu of $500 bond on the misdemeanor count.
WEIRDLY enough, Enlow isn't the first to be caught doing this. Police found a New Hampshire man named Gary Moody lurking in septic vaults in the White Mountain National Forest on two different occasions. His excuses? He lost a wedding ring and a t-shirt. A likely story. In addition, Luke Chrisco was arrested in 2011 for "unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy" after hiding in a porta potty waste tank during a yoga festival in Boulder, Colorado. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Source: The Smoking Gun
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