I’ve always highly disputed model Kate Moss’ infamous quote, “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” (especially if you could taste some of the food that comes out of my dad’s kitchen). But for those of you who want to literally feel the delectable-ness of cooking without the food-baby aftermath, an Etsy shop called Soapopotamus sells a line of handmade imitation food soaps that look so real, you’ll have to remind yourself that they’re just for suds. Whether you’re in the mood for breakfast (their fried egg soaps) or dessert (their doughnut soaps), you’re in for a treat. Prices range from $3 to $55 and are available only at Soapopotamus on Etsy.

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