It may seem absurd to call a bread accessory badass, but I stand by it when it comes to Better off Spread. This Brooklyn-based company promises to "blow your ants straight off their log," and they don't bluff. To start, their branding is the best. Their logo features a knife applying spread on toast that miraculously looks like an electric guitar, and their spreads have been named with prize-worthy metal-inspired puns. A sampling: Every Rosemary Has Its Thorn and The Ace of Spice. Yup. Even better? The ingredients. They're of course handmade and organic, and have no added oils, fats, preservatives or sugars and most are vegan and gluten-free.
Though when it comes to luxury condiments, none of those terms are all that exciting, but these descriptions have me salivating:
Enter Cinnaman: Creamy white chocolate blended with peanut butter, cinnamon, spice and everything nice makes for an addictive spread that will leave you nostalgic for those mall-rat days spent hanging at the local Cinnabon.
And Justice For Almonds: Rich, roasted almond butter blended with decadent dark chocolate, coconut and sea salt will make you think an Almond Joy bar died and went to heaven. In your mouth.