The people from Funny or Die have finally created an accurate dramatization of everyone's favorite/least favorite Christmas song. Titled "An Honest Performance Of 'Baby, It's Cold Outside,'" the video shows how date-rapey the song really is. Casey Wilson and Scott Aukerman sing beautifully in a festive felony-friendly video that will bring a tear to your eye. Aukerman gets more and more manic as the song goes on, turning in a terrifiying performance that includes an aggressive face-lick, duct tape and guilt trips.
  The We-Vibe Tango Size: a super jumbo tampon (because you can’t help it if you’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina) Shape: lipstick-ishSound: quieter than an electric toothbrushStrength: your trusty Patagonia fleeceSatisfaction: it’ll get you therePairs with: a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale—safe choice, solid beer, drink of dads and nature brosLet’s start this review of theTango with a Shakira music video of the same name: Now that I, for one, am all hot and bothered, let’s talk about vibrators. I really like theTango.
Indie rock group Lucky Jukebox Brigade is getting ready to release their new EP, Savage Fantastic, and we are thrilled to debut the first track, “Little Fangs.”Lucky Jukebox Brigade has an amazing origin story: back in 2010, lead singer Deanna DeLuke was couchsurfing around the USA with a backpack and ukulele, posting ads for band members in every town she liked -- and, like every good story, she found out that what she was looking for was there all along, in her hometown of Albany, NY.
  Q:  I’m in my 30s, and I’ve never really been a relationship person, so I’m used to long stretches where I’m not having partner sex. Occasionally, I’ll add penetration when I masturbate. In the last couple of years, I’ve noticed that I bleed when penetrated, both sexually and at the gynecologist, with the speculum. Is this just because I’m out of practice, or is this something I should get checked out? –Wrong Time Of The Month   Carol Queen:  As I learned while helping my partner Dr.
Puerto Rico sits between the Atlantic Ocean and the Caribbean Sea. After 522 years of colonization, this island has become an intriguing mix of African, Native, and European ancestry with a modern sprinkle of American influence.
If you're sad about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler not hosting the Golden Globes this year, dry those eyes because they booked another hosting gig!  The good people at SNL are helping us relive our younger years by having Tina and Amy come home for the holidays to host Saturday Night Live this week. It's been ten years since Tina Fey left the update desk and seven for Amy Poehler. The duo will be promoting their movie Sisters, which guest stars five other SNL cast members.
Whether you're bemoaning a weirdly wet, warm winter or stuck inside due to multiple feet of snow, we know one thing that will make you feel better about sucky December weather: a cocktail. Below, we're featuring three recipes from the new book Cuban Cocktails: 100 Classic And Modern Drinks by Ravi DeRossi, Jane Danger and Alla Lapshuck of Cienfuegos. SWEATER WEATHERThis drink—named for the weather that inspired it—is one part Hot Toddy served cold and one part Dark and Stormy.
Tomorrow, Star Wars: The Force Awakens finally arrives. We don’t know much about the plot yet, but we do know that the cast includes more women than any other Star Wars movie. Daisy Ridley plays Rey, who is rumored to be the main character; Lupita Nyong’o plays the pirate Maz Kanata; Gwendoline Christie plays the evil Captain Phasma; and Carrie Fisher returns as Princess Leia - now GENERAL Leia. But before we start fangirling over The Force Awakens, we’re taking a look back at our favorite female characters from the previous six Star Wars movies.
  BUST 6th annual Craftacular (Sat, Sept 26th - Sun, Sept 27th) presents Rogue Making, a company that combines sewing and electronics to bring you wearable technology, and the best part, they teach you how to make it! All day Saturday, Tenaya Hurst of Rogue Making will be helping our STEM (science, technology, engineering, and mathematics) girls make rad &wearable LED jewelry!The people at Rogue Making understand the importance of mixing education and fun with "electrical maker projects that get hands on with engineering and art.
Sometimes denial is easier than embracing the sobering reality that a woman’s sexuality and autonomy is not her own, rather, that she is permitted to have it depending on the company she keeps. My denial over this fact wraps around me like a warm blanket and I feel safe in my privilege for a while...until a story like this comes out and I realize how much work there is to do.Yesterday, a minor news story broke that Saudi millionaire Ehsan Abdulaziz (pictured above) was acquitted of a rape that occurred at his London apartment last August.