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Last night I watched the rerun of the 90210 premier and I have two questions: 1. Where the hell is Luke Perry, what are you doing with yourself that you don't want to relive your glory days in the hottest zip of the 90's? 2. That cute guy with the big teeth can just whisk dates all over California, so does that make him richer then Diddy ?   This isn't so much a question as a thought, the 16 year old that had the birthday party, Naomi, mad old face right? Totally in no way 16.

I've never heard of these kids, but this video is great! Brother sister duo from Australia. Dig it.

  VS. HBO's True Blood airs this Sunday, and if you are into vampires, get ready for alot of uber violent shenanigans and sexual tension between the main characters played by Anna Paquin and Stepen Moyer. I saw the first two episodes and did not fall immediately in love, but its fun and I think I need to watch a few more episodes to get the full effect. The story is based on a book by Charlaine Harris, 'Southern Vampire,' and takes place in New Orleans where a Japanese company has invented synthetic blood, rendering the vampires 'safe' since they dont have to feed on humans.

I just love John Stewart, and this is a great clip about the republican's hypocrisy.

Why did I just move to NYC? Portland, Oregon continuously surprises me as the place to be for hip and alternative design and music (Musicfest NW is going on there now). Portland-based company Queen Bee Creations just came out with this new line of bags made with sustainable fabrics. They also have some bags made from recycled materials. Everybody really is turning green these days, and I think that's glorious. -Maya the intern.

I really don't know how I feel about this. Kind of love it kind of scared of it. Genius regardless. They are from Nat-2 . For some reason I feel like this is something Kanye West would get behind.   The clear ones are insane, I've worn my share of clear shoes and I can tell you your toes are going to look like worms in a dirty fishbowl in no time.

I had to watch the Palin 'hockey mom' speech last night, and as much as I expected the usual Obama bashing that the republicans like to do, I was most struck by the creepy fanaticism of the crowd- all white, pasty (old) faces chanting 'Drill, baby drill' and the booing, and laughing at their own lame joke about how Obama was a 'community organizer'- seemed like a bunch of disrespectful frat boys. Actually it reminded me of that dream sequence in Rosemary's Baby when the devils are impregnating her- I wish I could find a clip of it. Scary.

I am kind of upset I didn't come up with some of those jokes. 'Turn your yeast infection into a jewel collection', that so could have been me that made that joke! I did give myself a good chuckle last night though. I went to the junk boat show I blogged about yesterday (my camera died but I will take some pictures of it soon, it will be docked all week and then it moves to Deitch) and someone asked me where my man piece was. My reply, 'I don't know, I am not my boners keeper'. Yea, I laugh at my own jokes. And I laugh at Clitter.

So I gutted it out through the 2 hour premiere of 90210: the new season last night. Truly gut-wrenching, and not in a good way. I so fondly remember sneaking (yes, sneaking) to watch the original series, as everyone who's above the age of 18 does. So i promised myself that even if the new one sucked, i would watch it anyway. Holy vast disappointment! First of all, that Naomi chick drove me completely bonkers! What is with her? I can't put my finger on why I hate her so much, but I know it's not just cause her character is a total bitch. Something about her just irks me. Secondly, girls...

Street artist Swoon has been taking her fleet of junk boats down the Mississippi River for years. This summer she's been floating down the Hudson for 3 weeks, putting on performances along the way. A couple of my friends went along for the ride this year. Including my roommate and one of my regular pieces of tail. Stoked to have them back, my house and my vagina both felt so empty. They just docked in New York and there is a performance tonight at 8 pm. Riverside Park Pier 1, 70th st and Hudson. I know 70th street is oh-so-far but this will totally be worth the trip.
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