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Thanks to Callie's post yesterday, a hot subject around the office is queer sex and virginity.What, did you think it was all sunshine, daisies, and tampon cases round here? Specifically, we were curious as to how lesbians lose their innocence. Miss Calisha asked me, the unlikely resident expert, for my opinion. I gave her the definition that my coterie works with, and that I feel is most appropriate: any physical actions with the intention of orgasm performed by two or more people results in a loss of virginity. (Yes, that means scissoring.

 When Amy came in with the current issue of Time Out New York and flipped to page 6, my day was made. The teeny-tiny bar at the bottom has a quote from TONY editor Ashlea Halpern: "Bust is the Judy Blume of the mag world: real, raw and totally unafraid of cunt jokes." As someone who's read Tiger Eyes at least five times, this is flattery at its finest.

Keren Richter + Vans = I need these sneaks. I wish Keren Richter could just draw my life so i'd look like one of her adorable girls in their awesomely cute and colorful world.

   I am not sure if I liked Gossip Squirrel last night or if it was just that I needed my fix because I missed last weeks episode. I was attending BUST longtime BF Emily McComb’s birthday dinner (check her out as the writer for our June/July cover story on Amy Sedaris), I hope she appreciates the sacrifice. I watched the episode over at my girl Dana’s aka Dirty D, who is an expert on bad T.V. She actually coined the term Gossip Squirrel, it originated from her love for The Gilmore Squirrels. I knew Dana would be able to catch me up on everything I missed.

This just in from the Girlie Girl Report:"Dubbed the No! Shopping Bag Bra, this lacy red undergarment has padded cups that when removed, transform into shopping bags that can be used to carry around your groceries, laundry, or other purchases, and reduce the consumption of plastic bags in the process.  How’d ya like those melons?"I feel like I should have cashed in on this idea a long time ago, since every time I try to eat popcorn at the movies, I end up coming home with two itchy cups full of crunch to enjoy later - but whatevs.

This is apparently the first Always Maxi pads with wings commercial. Plan old '80s nostalgia makes me pee pee in panties..er, excuse the pun.

I know this is kind of long, but I swear it's totally worth it.

Sat! On May 17th and 18th Artists will be painting murals live on the street in front of 510 Main Street in Beacon NY. The pieces range from 8'x12' to 8'x8' At the end of the day on the 18th all of te pieces will be installed in the windows of the vacant factory building across from 510 Main Street. Both the creation of the art and the instalation will be an amazing site to see. This Event is FREE to the public.

 She-bible’s spring/summer collection is finally for sale online. I need both of these. Yesterday.

Lori 40, member of the "Old Intern Hall of Fame" has been steady supplying me with amazing links lately. Here is the latest round:This breaks my heart. And WTF, you can win an ipod touch! I kind of want an ipod touch, Tara just got one and she is in L-O-V-E. But this, this would send me to hell.  This is suppose to be the most annoying song ever! Thing is I kind of really like it. Opera rap about cowboy living and the megaphone part about George Stephanopoulos over more opera. Why the hell do they think opera is so unlikable.