Stuff Your Bust

Posted by: Nicole Finkbiner in General on Jun 02, 2010 Print PDF

Nicole Finkbiner

 

Mazantri Creations has figured out how to make the brassiere more practical for the modern woman.

Introducing The Cleavage Caddy--an insert that you put in your bra which allows you to (discreetly) carry all your personal items. 

Not only is it made to fit women of “all shapes and sizes” and come in three colors (white, black and beige), but it has a lace accent to cover your cleavage and spruce up your attire.  

And all for the low, low price of $29.95!

Ok, so I actually think this is a pretty brilliant invention. While the only things ever stashed in my bra are beer money and food crumbs, this certainly seems like a better alternative to carrying a purse 24-7. 

It doesn’t state on the Web site exactly how much stuff you can stash in the caddy, but it does say “your keys, credit cards, lipstick and more!” 

Keys, really? I can understand putting one lone key in your ta-tas, but plural? In the picture there’s even a cell phone shoved in that bad boy.

Come to think of it, I don’t think I need any additional bulges protruding from my chest--my ladies attract too enough attention as it is. 

 

I’m curious, do you store any random objects in your cleavage? If so, please do feel free to share below. 


 

[Image: TheCleavageCaddy.com]

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written by Nursing Bra, June 02, 2010
"Brassiere", not "brassier" -- unless you're talking about something being brassy.
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written by BeckyJonesyb, June 02, 2010
I've been known to carry bags of jump rings, beads and other supplies in there for on-the-go jewelrymaking at flea markets, etc. Not a 24/7 thing, but I've done it!
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written by wayward, June 02, 2010
Going out dancing used to mean money in the bra, ID zipped in my boot tops and housekey braided into a thin braid at the nape of my neck.
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written by sparklndymnd, June 02, 2010
I've been known to stash cash, a key, and a cell phone in my cleavage. If you have a fuller coverage bra and have been "blessed" as I have, the cell phone is no biggie.
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written by alibelle, June 02, 2010
Last time I went to a concert I dressed up kind of ridiculously and since I never carry a purse I just stuffed my cellphone and money in my boobs. If you have big boobs it's no big deal, just don't put anything in front of your nipples or whatever. Make sure it's between your breasts or under. Not really something to do everyday because it would make people uncomfortable real fast having to be paid out of the boob bank.
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written by Redheadedweirdo, June 02, 2010
I have been known to stuff a digital camera between my ample ta-tas, back when digital cameras were a bit bulky, so that i could take "illegal" photos at concerts>
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written by Loraleee, June 02, 2010
Yes - I think the size of breasts help - as you can hide more things in large bras with large soft breasts...and always store to the side not the front where I phone tips get confused with nipplige...another hint - keeping your lip gloss in your bra - close to your heart will melt it so be careful or you might end up with more than glossy lips
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written by Spinnerette, June 02, 2010
Yup! Usually only to concerts or when I got dancing, though. I can get get my booze money, id, credit card, cell phone, chap stick, cigarettes and a lighter in these bad boys.
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written by nickelsalsa, June 02, 2010
I stuff ID, money, lipstick, key, phone, smokes 7 a lighter...I'm letting everyone know about this as a *cough* birthday present smilies/smiley.gif
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written by elena haro sipes, June 02, 2010
I stored my cell phone in my bra on a hike once and I actually sweat so much on the hike that it killed my phone. I'm going to buy one of these straight away so that my breasts can stop killing phones.
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written by B'z, June 03, 2010
Am I the only one who is mystified by this? I have enough problems finding a bra I can fit my breasts into, let alone these storage compartments. I've stuck spare cash in the straps, even my cel or camera in my cleavage, but I not going to add even MORE bulk to the cups, certainly not an ungainly pocket system filled with makeup and keys.

I'm calling those pockets poorly positioned. I'm going to keep hunting down boots with pockets.
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written by mz, June 03, 2010
It seems like it would be lumpy.
Discreet - unobtrusive
Discrete - separate or individually distinct
Seeing one when the other is meant sends me into paroxysms of helpless rage.
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written by pbi, June 03, 2010
My daughter stores stuff in her bra all the time! She tells me her 8th grade English teacher (a lovely and stylish woman in her 60s) taught the girls to do it. I need to think of it more often. So convenient!
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written by bunnick, June 03, 2010
i'm not sure if it would be secure to put something like that in my bra, it has been reported that things that make so many pressure to your skin and glands may be a cause of breast cancer and put more things inside it makes the things worst, and less my cell phone because they emit radiation.
Do it with care and check your self each month smilies/kiss.gif
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written by Ellen Keim, June 03, 2010
I think it's a great idea except that I would be embarrassed if I got caught fishing for something. I've put my cell phone in there before when I'm the only one at work and I don't have pockets in my pants. Women used to put handkerchiefs in their cleavage. I think we ought to revive that tradition, and then some.
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written by Sara D., June 03, 2010
Girls at my school store all manner of things (cell phones, money, lip gloss, etc.) in their bras, or in their spandex, or in their shoes. Our clothing is really quite useful for carrying things.
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written by CH, June 03, 2010
Nope. This doesn't work for ladies like me with AA-A or B cups!
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written by Charity K, June 03, 2010
Oh, I have been known to store many different things in my basoomas. Sometimes the items get forgotten because my basoomas are so big and the item sinks in comfortably...
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written by RayRay, June 03, 2010
I have stuck just about everything from cell phones to cameras to credit cards in my bra. One year on halloween I lost my ID while bar hopping. We scoured the streets and went back to the last bar but no luck. Finally, I went home and took off my costume and there was my ID in my bra! Opps!
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written by J. Teeple, June 03, 2010
I've always said it's gross to keep money in your bra. Boobs are one of the sweatiest places on the body, especially for the large-bosomed women that seem to prefer this area as a wallet, and especially in the summer when clothing that makes this convenient is more often worn. It's not fair to cashiers to hand them sweaty money from your body.

That said, for women who can't stand purses or wear clothes that wallets don't fit into well, this seems like a good alternative for small objects, and perhaps even money, if it's sweat-proof. If it's not sweat-proof, then please keep stuff there that's for you only. It seems like it'd be fairly easy to sew a cheaper one, though.

And just to clarify: I'm a woman with boobs who likes women with boobs. It's not the boobs themselves that gross me out about keeping stuff there.
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written by midge, June 04, 2010
Yep. ID, card, and cash when I go out dancing. Stick the rest at the coat check. Hence, no keys. The corner of the three usually ends up peeking out no matter what. This is genius.
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written by gillis, June 04, 2010
i hate purses (i always seem to lose them), so if i'm out dancing and i'm not wearing pants with pockets, i always stash my car key in one cup and my id and credit card in the other (off to the side, toward the armpit). i used to stick my cell phone in my cleavage too, but a) now i'm afraid of sweating too much and killing it and b) i just got an iphone and it's not quite as discreet.

sometimes the key pokes a little, but it beats having to keep track of a purse or losing all your stuff!
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written by ocpyroqueen, June 04, 2010
I stuff things in my bra whenever I go to a show, especially if I am going to go in the pit. I usually just stuff my cell phone, money and ID. I have quite a large clump of keys, from car keys, to office keys to house keys, so they can't fit. They are on, of all things, a Spice Girls lanyard that belonged to my daughter back in the day, and i usually loop that around my wrist a couple of times, but it is NOT a perfect solution. I am not embarassed to be caught fishing, and if I have a chunk of cash, I always keep it in my bra, rather than in my purse. Dirty, sweaty money!!!!
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written by Ally0803, July 12, 2010
It's common practice for me to store my chapstick in my boob crack. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by LisaMoon, July 14, 2010
At any given time u r likely to find in my bra, my cell, my wallet, my cigs and lighter, and my keys. If I'm out at a concert among those things has been a bottle of water, a CD and thus past weekend even a t-shirt. Lol it runs in my fam. When I was a kid I remember my grandma always having a roll of toilet paper and a paperback book. :0)
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written by Alleycat, July 16, 2010
OMG! Thank you BUST! Once again you come to the rescue. For years I've been insanely jealous of all my girl friends with big boobs because I could never store stuff in my much smaller ones and now I have found the solution thanks to you! What a great invention! Sometimes keeping track of your purse is way too large of a task to uphold. Especially if you are like me and constantly going to shows where having a purse is a SERIOUS burden. I mean what right-minded lady is going to take a purse into a mosh pit! It's crazy I say. smilies/smiley.gif

Thank you thank you thank you!
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written by keiosu, July 16, 2010
I've only got a B cup, but I've been known to stick my cell phone, cash and/or lighter underneath, where it can be held by under-wires. Having smaller boobs does NOT mean you can't store things!

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