Want to tell your Valentine how much you love them, but can't find the right words to say it? How about "I want to grow old and disgusting with you." Maybe that's too blunt, try "big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first." Or you can just use pink construction paper and a red glitter pen. I think the way to your Valentine's heart is definitely with these someecards Uncensored True Love cards from Urban Outfitters. Sure, you can find nice little Valentine's Day cards at your local drug store, but they may make you gag (just a little).
These are just more honest and you can get them here!
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