National Donut Day, aka my third favorite not-real holiday after Rex Manning Day and Flag Day, happens to fall today, on this very June 6th 2014. Now what does this mean to you? EVERYTHING, this holiday should mean everything to you. Donuts are my favorite circular shaped food, which means a lot considering most delicious things in the world are circular: pizza, pie, chicken pot pie, bagels, onion rings, sushi rolls, waffles, pancakes, hamburgers and even that one circular McNugget you get in your set of 20 (the rest are kinda shaped like a rhombus or like a tiny fried Ugg Boot).
In lieu of the pointless Instagram @Youdidnoteatthat that works to mock models and popular Instagramers for apparently not eating the food they are holding, I’ve compiled a collection of photos of celebrities actually eating donuts, they’re just like us, you guys!
1. Gisele Bundchen
Here is Gisele Bundchen eating a Krispy Kreme donut back stage at the 2003 Victoria Secret fashion show. After a long evening of posing and strutting her stuff, a photographer was able to capture this intimate moment between Gizelle and her sugary circle from heaven; her expression is complacent but her eyes read “Donut Talk to Me.”
2. Jay Leno
Jay Leno? More like Jay Lend-over a donut and share for once in your life, gosh Jay Leno.
3. Zac Efron
Zac Efron, we’re all in this together, and by this, I mean donut-consumption. Eat your heart out Zac Efron, you go Zac Efron.
4. Barack Obama
And here is Barak Obama whose been spotted multiple times at both Dunkin Donuts AND Krispy Kreme, I guess we really operate as a two-party system.
5. Annalynne Mccord
While this dreambabe has to deal with some pretty obnoxious paparazzi you can tell in this photo that she’s thinking “I donut care” and she’s knot gonna care.
6. Frank Sinatra
Did you know “I Got You Under My Skin” was actually about Frank Sinatra’s love for Donuts? And while I’m completely lying about that, this photo makes it seem vaguely possible, and I’m all about vague possibilities to prove a ridiculous lie. ANYTHING IS VAGUELY POSSIBLE ON NATIONAL DONUT DAY, LADIES AND GENTS.
7. Aaron Paul
While Aaron Paul is used to breaking bad, these blue candy-rock, meth-inspired donuts are anything but bad. And I never thought I’d refer to anything “meth-inspired” as the opposite of bad, but hey, IT’S NATIONAL DONUT DAY. It’s the day to make your dreams come true, despite what your D.A.R.E officer told you.
8. Aubrey Plaza
Parks and Rec? More like Parks and Break-fast and this lady certainly knows how to do breakfast right. A donut a day keeps the Black Eyed Peas away, right Aubrey Plaza?
And on that note, if you made it through all of my Donut-Dad-jokes I applaud you. I also urge you to go to Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts to snatch your free donuts, as well as local places because I mean, maybe there wont be some catch and you wont have to buy a mocha coolatta and risk potential diarrhea, because is a free donut really worth that. (My answer is still yes, but use your own judgment.)
Lastly enjoy this video of this guy eating a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in 45 seconds.